Madonna wants another baby . . . naturally

And I don't mean the adoption way. I mean the natural way. Ay dios mio! From The Sun:
Broody Madonna is trying for a baby with her toyboy lover Jesus Luz. Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge's age, has told her that becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".

She is said to have agreed he would make a "fantastic dad" and told friends: "I have endless love in my heart for another child."

A close pal, who calls Madonna by her preferred nickname Em, said: "Em says motherhood is her greatest achievement and the most fulfilling thing in her life. She knows that, at 51, it's going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge."
I didn't even know a uterus could still work at 51. I thought once you hit 40, it just sorta sealed up like an old abandoned cave. Dammit I knew I shouldn't have went to medical school in Florida.

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[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
  • Gianna

    Everyone hide your children!

  • Carlos

    Nice dentures, granny.

  • Anonymous

    Whatever Madonna wants, she should get. She is an international VIP, and celeb. Her every wish should be granted, because she deserves it and is Madonna.

  • Caden Canyon

    Wow, that ship has soooooooooo OH OH OH OH sailed! Nothing in there but dust and cobwebs and the sounds of a loud echo.

    Join the club with Mimi (Mariah Carey) and J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) as the barren.


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