The first Lindsay Lohan sex tape rumor of the new year!

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It took exactly 14 days into the new decade for the first Lindsay Lohan sex tape rumor to surface. You win Mirror UK!

Lindsay Lohan's latest movie project is said to be "dynamite" - but she's praying no one ever gets to see it.The Mean Girls star, 23, is bracing herself for the internet release of a sexplicit video file which shows her engaging in, ahem, "adult activity".

Adult activity? I don't think they mean voting.

Our source tells us: "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet, via a spurious, unofficial website, there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it."

Not helping these rumors at all is the fact that Lindsay showed up to the launch party of Vida last night at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. What is Vida you ask? Vida is the world's most fashionable line of luxury pleasure objects. In other words, vibrators. Lindsay showed up to a vibrator launch party. I don't think sucking some dude off while a sound man stands right off camera holding a boom mic above her head is that much of a stretch for her anymore

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Johnny Eumarr

Good to see Jill St. John is still getting out.

Anonymous

Lookin' like a fool with her saggy tits on the ground, tits on the ground, tits on the ground...

gossip junky

HOLY GOD, HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caden Canyon (Twitter.com/Flas

Are you EVER going to get obtainable employment in 2010????????? I think you *might* have worked ONCE in 2009 and a handful of times in 2008. God, just call you Tara Reid!

Anonymous

Girl's got serious saggy boob going on, poor thing.

Horny John

GREAT saggy boobs

Chris

I'm pretty sure that "Paul" is one of Lindsay's PR reps. You see this similar comment quite often, blaming Sam. She used to be so pretty but really has gone way downhill, and no signs of coming up. I think she truly enjoys being a Kardashian style/Octomom fame whore. Shame.

Anonymous

Can anyone else tell where Lindsey's ass ends and Paul's head begins? I sure can't.

You know a LL sex tape was bound to happen. In fact, I'll go on record and state that a Ali Lohan tape is bound to happen 3 or 4 years from now.

Carlos

Wow, she looks great for a 46 year old.

Paul

Of course she looks great for a 23 year old, she is LiLo. She always looks great. She is great.

As for the sex tape, lies and fabrications by the evil Sam, her band of terrorist PR Flacks, and a LiLo look alike. ES will do anything to try and demean LiLo: however, Lind's millions of adoring fans know the truth about their demi-goddess.