Lindsay Lohan and Patrick Aufdenkamp in 2008

For the past few years, a homeless beggar has been seen tagging along with Lindsay Lohan pretty much everywhere. Well it turns out he's not a homeless beggar. HE'S A GOD DAMN THIEF! From Us Weekly:
While celebrating 2010 on the island of St. Barth's, the 23 year-old star discovered that she was ripped off by her longtime best friend and sidekick Patrick "Pootie" Aufdenkamp.

A friend close to Lohan tells UsMagazine.com, "Patrick stole Lindsay's sketches for her new 6126 clothing line." WWD reported Dec. 30 that Lohan's 6126 leggings line would be expanded to become a full clothing collection for fall 2010.

Lohan tells UsMagazine.com that Aufdenkamp has been her "best friend" since she was 16. He has frequently been photographed with the actress, and was present at many meetings related to her new fashion line.

"He is now running off trying to do his own line," a Lohan pal says incredulously, "And telling people he's going to fashion market week in NYC on February 18 to debut his line."

Lohan herself spoke to UsMagazine.com exclusively about the sad incident. "I should've known better," she said, noting that the friendship with "Pootie" has ended. "But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!"
So wait, Patrick stole the design ideas from Lindsay and not the other way around? We're really supposed to believe that? A gay dude stealing design ideas from Lindsay Lohan is like the United States stealing infrastructure plans from Cuba. Potable water, here we come!

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  • anonymous123

    Her friend spoke exclusively to a blog saying that she is lying...kind of makes me feel like she is...check perezhilton.com to read his side of the story.

  • The Oracle

    I would not trust Perez Hilton to tell the truth about the sun shining. I would have to look outside and verify if the sun was out or not. Perez is very biased.

  • master yoda

    Russell Brand is looking much better!

    Good for him!

  • 8 Inches

    Chirst. Without those tits, she'd be as attractive as Maya Angelou.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    The only lines he's doing are the ones he lays out for her. He's been her, umm, vendor for years.

  • Anon

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, how hard is it to draw leggings?

  • Gianna

    Very hard if you have a limp wrist..

  • Paul

    Probably the Evil Sam had some of her terroristic PR Flacks steal the secret legging plans from LiLo.

  • Acemeister

    Shoplifting the pootie !


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