It all makes sense now

Lindsay Lohan is going topless

When it was announced last year that Lindsay Lohan snagged a role in the Robert Rodriguez film Machete, I sort of scratched my head. Lindsay Lohan? The Lindsay Lohan? The one who wakes up when most people are going to sleep? Now it all makes perfect sense. From Hollywood Life:

Lindsay Lohan is about to let it all hang out in her latest film role - and we’re not talking about her emotions, either.

Not only will the 22-year-old actress go topless as gun-toting socialite April Benz in Robert Rodriguez’s new action flick, Machete, but she goes skinny-dipping with her on-screen mom!

HollywoodLife.com got a hold of the original Machete script, and as of now, Lindsay - who has about 10 minutes of screen time as gun-toting socialite April Benz - is slated to get wet and naked while swimming in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek, 34, who plays her mother, June.

Brilliant! This might be the role that finally jumpstarts Lindsay's stalled career. I hate to be so presumptuous, but I think an Oscar may be in her future. Wait a minute . . . "Best Smoker's Cough" is a category, right? I can never remember.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Lindsay Lohan's Loaded magazine topless photoshoot, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Aimee H.

uhm whats wrong with her ass?

Taz

Its had more hits around the ring than Mohammad Ali

Dermot

They posed in front of the toilet, just in case she had to puke.

Johnny Eumarr

In a reversal from the original casting, Alicia (34) will play the daughter and Lindsay the mom.

t

I can't help but think that the photographer was making a social comment by having Ms. Lohan pose in front of a toilet.

Anonymous

why do most red heads have flat nips? boring...

dPaul

Thank you Celebslam. Linds has such a heart breaking beauty. She has the perfect in every way female face and body. What is more wonderous is that she also has such awesome talent and intellegence. No wonder her millions of loyal fans love her.

Nameless

I knew sooner or later she'd come to the realization that her tits are her only moneymakers.

Of course, this will all end when she's 25 and her tits start heading further south.

Mr K

Is that her A-hole???

lesbianhannahmontana.com

So does that mean Linsanity's 3-year unemployment streak has _finally_ come to an end? Thank god. No, wait...