Lindsay Lohan at a restaurant in St. Barts (12/31)

Every time someone young and famous dies, a flood of "Lindsay's next" stories hit the internet. So in the wake of heiress Casey Johnson's death over the holidays, um, Lindsay's next. From In Touch Weekly:

Lindsay, 23, seems to be aware of her destructive behavior. Around New Year's, she tweeted, "2010 is about moving forward, not backward. Leaving the bad people, habits and negative energy behind - time to make changes - right!?!?" And in recorded phone calls in 2009 to her father, Michael Lohan - which were obtained exclusively by In Touch - Lindsay admits that her partying was once so out of control, she nearly died. "In Miami, Mommy threw me in the cab, and I stopped breathing for 10 seconds," she reveals in one call to her dad. "They read me my last rites."

Lindsay's friends are not the least bit surprised to hear that she put her health at risk. "She used to stay up all night doing drugs and drinking vodka with a bunch of downers," a pal tells In Touch. "She would start off with one or two pills, and would take more until she calmed down."

Lindsay's a lot like Osama Bin Laden: she likes a big hairy bush on her face she'll never die. Unlike the other celebrities that kicked the bucket last year, Lindsay spent her teens and early 20s building up a tolerance to recreational drugs. At this point she could probably down a bottle of elephant tranquilizers and barely get a buzz. If Lindsay was really serious about ending her life, she'd do what the rest of us do when we no longer feel the will to live: get married.

[Flynet]