Maddox wants to tap that

Kim Kardashian leaving Dan Tana's restaurant in West Hollywood (1/27)

Maddox as in Maddox Jolie-Pitt. As in 8-year-old Maddox Jolie-Pitt. Kid is absolutely smitten with Kim Kardashian. From OK!:

When Maddox Jolie-Pitt attended a recent New Orleans Saints game with dad Brad Pitt, football came second. A lengthy OK! investigation can now reveal that Maddox was more interested in the giant TV screens flashing pictures of Kim Kardashian in her luxury box.

“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider tells OK!. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”

Maddox, 8, got “all giggly” when Kim, 29, appeared on the screen.

Can you really blame little Maddox for being infatuated with Kim? She has the one thing every eight-year-old boy on earth fantasizes about: ~~huge tits~~ ~~a hot ass~~ a PlayStation 3. In all seriousness, I could see these two hooking up in 10 years. "Hey bitch, $40 gets me two songs in the Champagne Room! I demand to see your manager!"

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

master yoda

Tie a board across your arse, little brother, so you don't fall in.

JJ

Um Paul please tell me you are joking...

this talentless giant assed famewhore needs to just go away for good

Horny John

f maddox. I want to tap that

V-4-Vendetta

By the time Maddox is old enough to "tap her ass", he is going to need a dump-truck to wheel the hundreds of lbs of cellulite and stretch-marks around town.

Nameless

Poor kid is going to be disappointed in his young age. Don't he know you have to be black to tap that?

A little adopted Asian kid with white parents don't stand a chance. Diddy's kid can hit it.

Anonymous

Why is she orange ?

NeoRules2112

Paul loves gay porn ..

NeoRules2112

Paul's loves gay porn ..

Paul

The kid is in good company. Millions and millions of people worldwide are smitten with the beauty, talent and intellegence of Kim Kardashian. She is truely a national treasure.

PAZUZU

Hell, When I took my son to the zoo he loved the hippo enclosure. Same thing. Don't worry, when maddox gets older he'll be attracted to human females.