Katie wants a tat

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow Rangers soccer match at the Sanchez Pizjuan Stadium in Sevilla, Spain (12/9)

The chances that Tom Cruise planted this story are currently hovering between 99.99% and 99.999%. From the Sydney Morning Herald:

[Katie Holmes], who has three-year-old daughter Suri with husband Tom Cruise, is desperate to get an inking to prove her devotion to Tom, but he is unsure.

A source said: "He's desperately trying to talk her out of getting the tattoo."

Katie came up with the idea after seeing the etching pal Victoria Beckham had to mark her 10 year wedding anniversary earlier this year. Victoria had the Hebrew words for `Together, Forever, Eternally' inked on her wrist in honour of her soccer star husband David. Katie is determined to get a similar inscription.

It's obvious why Tom doesn't want Katie to get a tattoo: ~~she'll regret it later in life~~ Xenu, Supreme Overlord of the planet Omicron Persei 8, will be displeased. If Katie really wants to be like the Beckhams and make Tom happy, she should just do what he really wants her to do: dress up like David.*

*C'mon, you didn't think I could make it out of the first week of January without cracking a gay joke about Tom, did you?

[WENN]

Mike

The thetan will allow itself to slide backward down the tone scale via tattoo. I think not! Blasphemy! even.

Gianna

Maybe it will be a bar code so the scientologists can better track her.

ntvland

Precisely!

Some of the story is BS. The part that "Tom objects". It's HIS idea. That mindless poor soul Katie pretty much has a gun to her back and Tom whispering in her ear: "That's right, Katie. Keep reading from the script and everything's gonna be okay..."