Kathy Griffin wants to be the new Simon

Kathy Griffin on the set of Law & Order: SVU in New York (1/6)

It's tough to write a story intro when the headline pic is making you throw up in your mouth. Oh dear god she is ugly. From the Chicago Sun Times:

On the "Idol" front, Kathy Griffin's blatant campaign to replace Cowell at first amused the show's producers, but then led to some chatter. After all, Griffin has an edgy personality -- a trait they believe essential to replace with the pending Cowell departure.

"But with Ellen [DeGeneres] on board, adding another woman -- and a comic at that -- just wouldn't work," another show insider said. "However, if Ellen would ever leave, then everything would be up for grabs anyway, and Kathy might have a shot."

Seriously? Kathy Griffin is the last person on Earth that should be judging talent. Frankly, the only event she's actually qualified to preside over is this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World's_Most_Beautiful_Transsexual_Contest. Besides, Kathy would never agree to be a judge on American Idol. She'd be forced to talk about the contestants instead of her favorite subject: herself.

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Gianna

This picture should have been NSFW.

Pickles

In a fair contest, the clear winner would be Ladyboy Amy. Duh.

http://www.ladyboyamy.com/

Nameless

Seriously what's with all the comedians wanting to become American Idol judges? WTF do they know about the music industry?

But then again didn't JLo do some awful standup the other night?

Johnny Eumarr

Well said, blog person. Entertainment poison.

Horny John

mega witch

Anti-Septic

She was average before the surgery and now she is just hideous.

I dont find her humor witty at all, just my tastes though. Just wish her crappy reality show would disappear along with 99% of them.

Real TV is finally starting to make a comeback, I hate reality TV making stars outta talentless hacks.

Lew

Kathy Griffin is the DEVIL! ROFL!

Lew

Sorry! Had a water boy flash back.

Anonymous

butt ugly and a bitch

Oh how I hate Nancy Grace

Kathy Griffin is hysterical! She'd be great (although I really hate that show and all reality TV). Very sad what she has done to her face -- looks very Hollywood, however. What is it with these actors that they do this to themselves??

metromediasquare.com

What the HELL is wrong w/ her face??!! It looks like it's made of plastic that's melted.

Me

This bitch needs to dissapear off the face of the earth.How is she still even in the news?

U smell Nice

She would be better than Ellen. I enjoy her sharp wit.

TCH

Truly one of the ugliest people inside and out.

Limpy Dan

What about Sandra Bernhard? That bitch was in Playboy, making 13 year old boys around the world castrate themselves out of fear.