Kate Beckinsale at Staples in Santa Monica (1/5)

What the appropriate reaction to walking down the pen aisle at Staples and running into Kate Beckinsale? And more importantly, how quickly would the police get to Staples if I happened to, say, take my pants off in the pen aisle?

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  • joe

    "Wshe is as dumb as a bag of rocks, (ever heard her speak?)."

    Urbanspaceman, ignorant fucks like you should have the shit kicked out of them. Kate Beckinsale is one of the most intelligent women in all of entertainment. She studied Russian and French literature at Oxford, and was a honor student. She speaks three languages fluently. She also won a couple of national writing awards as a youngster. If you don't know what you are talking about, then I'd suggest you shut the fuck up.

    As for everyone else here tearing down the looks of one of the hottest women walking the planet, they are as transparent as it gets. Ugly, fat women that are insanely jealous of Kate's astonishing beauty. The envy of these pathetic cunts is hilarious. Watching them tear down a ridiculously hot woman to make themselves feel better is comedy gold.

  • Al

    I gotta tell you, this web site is great, where else can you get this stuff. CSLAM seems to be a Kate friendly web site, which is why it's high up on my bookmarks.

    But I have to say that the guy/guys who write this stuff really crack me up. Dude, I don't know what you get paid but you deserve a 20% raise.

    I'm so generous with OPM.

  • Whippet

    Well-said last two posters. What is worse is how the definition of "normal" has shifted to a point which we regarded as "fat" only 20 years ago.



    Also Eddie is so right - it is almost as if the media is run by a "fat-mafia" constantly insulting and making fun of thinnish girls. But, by Jesus, if you JUST DARE to say something about a lard-ass in public, you are dead.

    Sheesh, scary, scary trend.

  • Al

    Eddie is brilliant to say Kate and Megan Fox in the same breath. Type 2 diabetes now effects children before they are in their teens indicating the problems of diet in our society. While genetics plays a major part in our weight, we need less fast food off and more activity and we still may not reach perfection that we seen on the screen. Steve Martin once said that woman should be put on a pedistal, so we can look up their dresses. I have only two pedestals built.

  • eddie

    I live in America and it is alarming how fat everyone is now. And, worse, how it's acceptable for them to spew venom about gorgeous women like Kate and Megan Fox, but insult a fattie and all hell breaks loose.

    Of course some people get it right. Kate is always a favorite on clattoverata.com. Check it out:

    http://www.clattoverata.com/20...

  • dffdf

    I really don't find her attractive either. Well idk she's okay. I wish she kept her Underworld look 24/7

  • jerk

    She's had much better pics than this. The shoes seem awkward and desperate.

    I think it's true though, that schlubby losers with no money don't really go for women like Kate.

    They aim low for a fattie, because they have a chance at SOME action that way. Beckinsale is not a promising goal for them.

    They just look at pics of Kate. That's how they get aroused enough to face the soul crushing reality in their bed for a few minutes a month.

  • Al

    Kate is one of my favs, she's absolutely perfect with a smile that can melt cold rolled steel,and she conducts her life and motherhood without drama.

    It's amazing how out in the real world she conducts her life. When I got to Staples, I want to run out of the store.

    Perhaps I need to move to Santa Monica, nah...

    it would piss off the wife.

  • Watermellon Hole

    I would suck the pee patch in her pretty pink panties.

  • Zeroface

    "She's shaped like a boy and has a heroin-skinny face with duck-lips. Exactly what's hot about her?"

    Everything is hot about her. And she's not shaped like a boy. She's shaped like a woman, just not the big fat loads you see running around America these days. Oh, excuse me - "Voluptuous" as they like to say.

    Bullshit. Beckinsale is the ideal woman with the ideal shape, and ideal looks. Get over it. This is what men want. If you're not happy with that, lose some fucking weight.

  • you=moron

    sounds like zeroface here has a severe case of the pretentious.

  • Whippet

    I don't think you understand what pretentious means. Lots of truth there, Zeroface, bravo. I also think the way Americans squirm away from the politically incorrect term "fat" is hilarious.

    The reason she is famous is because of the way she looks. The majority of men around the world prefer this look.

  • PH

    I think pretentious is an excellent word, conceited and full of crap would be some others that would work.

    'Get over it. This is what men want. If you're not happy with that, lose some fucking weight.'

    What else would you call it when one takes their own PERSONAL opinion and uses it to deduce 'what men want'??? One person's opinion is nothing more than that.

    Also don't get why this is a pretty/fat issue, people can be skinny and ugly or fat and pretty, only the people who are really ugly on the inside would judge based on either....

  • Urbanspaceman

    Whatever: as it happens, she does have fake boobs, (they've been called the "worst boob job in Hollywood) and she is as dumb as a bag of rocks, (ever heard her speak?).

  • Whatever...

    Are you nuts? She is smoking hot! I'll take her!

  • Fawks

    I don't get it... she's shaped like a boy and has a heroin-skinny face with duck-lips. Exactly what's hot about her?

  • Whippet

    The reason for your post is that you reflect the collective insecurity most American women(and by defualt now men too) have about your abnormally obese bodies. The last resort is to insult those with good bodies. Your transformation as an obese society is complete.

    Seek help is my advice. Urgently.

  • colin

    some guys like boys but cant admit it to themselves... so they like them like this... what can u do

  • Whatever...

    So what you are saying is you are not real secure in YOUR sexuality, is that right you homophone?

    She is an attractive woman. I guess if she is not a dumb as a box of rocks blonde with big fake boobs you can't handle it? Is that what you are saying shallow Hal?

    Or is it just too hard to type as you sit in your mom's basement with your pants around your ankles as you jerk off to tapes Mr Rogers Neighborhood...

  • shut up

    It's HOMOPHOBE you IDIOT! A HOMOPHONE is defined as "a word pronounced the same as another but differing in meaning, whether spelled the same way or not, as heir and air". If you are going to try and show off your big words, try not to show off your ignorance!

  • Relax

    It's a typo. Take it easy.


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