Jessica Simpson is all lady

A follow-up to that story I posted yesterday about Jessica Simpson starting her own denim line. During a business meeting earlier this month, she ripped a huge fart. No, seriously, it's front page news on Us Weekly:
Let's end this meeting on a high note! A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.

"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.
Well no shit Jessica Simpson likes to fart. Her favorite hobby is chili. Where's the story here?

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  • Anon

    I'm pretty sure the men in that meeting didn't care as long as her tits jiggled while she farted.

  • NeoRules2112

    David Duke sucks black cock !!

    How's that homo !!

  • johnson

    I'd suck a fart out her ass and hold it in like a bong hit baby

  • NeoRules2112

    sow her mouth and her ass shut ..

  • David Duke

    You mean "sew."

    If you are going to mock someone, at least spell it properly.

  • Limpy Dan

    How is this news? Fat chicks are always stinkin up rooms. Besides eating my constantly aborted babies, that's all they are good for.

  • danny

    Who the hell helps her choose her shoes, anyway? Those are max ugly.

  • Paul

    Firstly, in many cultures, both upper and lower eructations are considered polite and even signs of appreciation. Secondly, chili, the three alarm kind, is one of the most healty and perfectly balanced foods known to mankind.


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