Jessica likes a good bargain

Jessica Alba out and about in Santa Monica (1/5)

I don't know why, but this is so freaking hot. From Jessica Alba's interview with Self magazine:

"I've bought 70 percent of my house off CraigsList! I've found so many things: couches, tables, lamps. I love the idea of recycling furniture and there being a history there."

Can you imagine Jessica Alba showing up at your doorstep to buy your old furniture? You wouldn't know whether to give her a discount or a rag soaked in chloroform.* By the way, for those of you wondering just how much Jessica pays for her items, I don't know. But what I do know is that tonight my right hand is going to imagine she gets everything from the "barter" section.

*On a serious note kids, rape is never funny . . . unless of course it's with a pretentious celebrity.

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