Good news for those of you that have always wanted to see Jesse McCartney naked

Good: We potentially have another celebrity nude picture scandal on our hands. Bad: It's Jesse McCartney. Aw god dammit. From the New York Post:
Jesse McCartney has an angry ex. We've obtained a photo of what appears to be the 22-year-old singer and star of ABC's "Greek" lying naked on a bed, clad in nothing but a "G-string" made of candy. "An ex of his took it and has been sending it around," says our source. A lawyer for McCartney said, "Mr. McCartney did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and did not consent to the taking of such a photo. In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software."
"In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software." Translation: "The photo is 100% authentic. The truth is my client has a really tiny cock. Tee-hee!"

NOTE: When Jesse promises to take a girl on a romantic getaway, does he book tickets to Paris or Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

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  • dxmanners

    Whoever this fagola is, he looks about 12.

  • kd

    wheredo u see the pic at journalofduh.com?

  • Carlos

    The pictures must be doctored, because if he really was wearing a G-string made of candy then there would have been at least a mention of the large African-american with a sweet tooth in the room.

  • journalofduh.com

    I've seen the picture. It's TINY and he's circumcised... eeeeeeeeeewww!!! A sawed-off half-dick. lol

    http://www.sexasnatureintended...

  • TaylorLush

    where did u see the pic?


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