Jake won’t leave Reese alone
Jake Gyllenhaal won’t leave Reese Witherspoon alone
Wow, Jake Gyllenhaal is really playing out this whole “I’m not gay” charade until the bitter end. What a dedicated actor. From In Touch Weekly:
Their relationship is over, but Jake Gyllenhaal hasn’t given up on reconciling with Reese Witherspoon. According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.
Who the hell eats off of $75,000 dinnerware? If those plates were made out of $100 bills they still wouldn’t cost that much. Either Jake has too much cash laying around, or Reese has some sort of formal dining fetish we don’t know about. So let this be a lesson to any guy looking to hook up with Reese in the future: If you want to get in her pants, don’t bring her flowers and chocolate — bring her napkin rings and a charger.*
*bonus points if you know what a “charger” is . . . and by “bonus points” I mean “you’re gay”