Jake Gyllenhaal won't leave Reese Witherspoon alone

Wow, Jake Gyllenhaal is really playing out this whole "I'm not gay" charade until the bitter end. What a dedicated actor. From In Touch Weekly:
Their relationship is over, but Jake Gyllenhaal hasn’t given up on reconciling with Reese Witherspoon. According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.
Who the hell eats off of $75,000 dinnerware? If those plates were made out of $100 bills they still wouldn't cost that much. Either Jake has too much cash laying around, or Reese has some sort of formal dining fetish we don't know about. So let this be a lesson to any guy looking to hook up with Reese in the future: If you want to get in her pants, don't bring her flowers and chocolate -- bring her napkin rings and a charger.*

*bonus points if you know what a "charger" is . . . and by "bonus points" I mean "you're gay"

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  • Yeah

    Dodge or San Diego or cell-phone.

  • Anonymouse

    Jesus, Tina's probably right.

  • bertie

    how lame is it that i know that a charger is the large plate you set down before the meal to mark the place setting and to set your other dinnerware (plates, bowls) on.

    i have been waitressing too long

  • Anonymous

    When you work for a very secret and dangerous government agency, you can afford to do things like that.

  • those plates cost 10 times my

    I might be one of the few who thinks this guy is straight.Still, I think his "romance" with RW was created for PR purposes only. This story about the expensive plates is the worst pile of crap i've read so far in 2010

    I really can't believe some people get well paid for writing this kind of nonsense shit

  • Tina

    Jake Gyllenhaal dumped the beard.

    Reese Witherspoon's PR is making up that stupid tabloid stories to make her look good.


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