Diddy bought his son a Maybach

Diddy’s son Justin’s new Maybach

Diddy’s son Justin had a pretty nice 16th birthday Saturday night. He got a sweater from his grandma, a $360,000 Maybach from his dad, and a . . . wait, what? From Us Weekly:

The teen received the wheels at a lavish bash Saturday night at M2 Ultralounge club in NYC. (Among the guests: Jersey Shore stars Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and rapper Lil’ Kim.)

“I’m just ecstatic right now,” Justin told UsMagazine.com at his party, which will be featured on an upcoming episode of MTV’s My Super Sweet 16. “Words can’t even describe how I feel. I’m so blessed and thankful for all of this.”

Diddy’s son is gonna be in for a real shock when he finds out his new set of wheels only gets 10 MPG. And don’t even get me started on parallel parking that boat. My ’87 Accord can squeeze into any space and gets 45 MPG when I roll the windows up and turn off the AC. Suck on that Justin! Who’s the loser now, Mom and Dad!


January 25, 2010 - 11:00 pm