Britney Spears leaving Starbucks in West Hollywood (12/9)

When you've made tens of millions of dollars as a singer, why wouldn't you want to become a masseuse. It makes perfect sense. Especially if you're insane. From the UK tabloid Daily Star:
Not content with her world-famous miming career, Britney Spears is secretly training to become a masseuse.

A source tells us: “Britney wanted to focus her attentions on a new hobby and that’s massage. She has always been interested in herbal and alternative medicines. Now she has undergone a herbal detox and had a three-hour class about what oils work on various skin conditions.”
The real reason why Britney took a "three-hour class about what oils work on various skin conditions" wasn't to learn about the ancient German art of massage -- it was to learn about erasing stretch marks. Of course we all know why Britney really wants to become a masseuse -- it's the one profession where the primary focus is the exact thing that's missing in her life: a happy ending.

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[WENN, Mavrixonline]
  • Johnny Eumarr

    I hope her training doesn't include walking on backs. She'd either crush her client or transmit a festering toe fungus.

  • Gianna

    From the look of that tshirt she wants to pretend people are little bugs trapped in her web.

  • Neorules2112

    She Can Massage My Crotch Anytime !


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