Couture to the rescue!

Britney Spears and Jayden James at a park in L.A. (1/24)

You knew it was only a matter of time until Britney Spears stepped forward in a HUGE way to help Haiti. And until that day comes, they're just gonna have to settle for one of her old dresses (this one). Which I guess is better than not having one of Britney Spears' old dresses. Thing is probably a great conversation starter. From The Sun:

The pop babe has agreed to donate her favourite dress to raise funds for the relief effort in earthquake-ravaged Haiti. The frock she's parting with is the silver Versace gown she wore for her high-profile comeback appearance at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.

I've done the math and the mustard stains alone on that dress could feed a family of four for a week -- two if they avoid extraneous movements and remain perfectly still. You can't argue with math. Many have tried . . . MANY HAVE DIED!

[Pacific Coast News]

Pat_McGroin

What's that lump on her bum?

CALIGIRL

I LIKE BRIT! I mean we are all human right...she can't look/be perfect 24/7. I also love this contest "Make Her Look Fab" where you style Britney in a bikini. So fun. Wish I was Brit's real stylist! A girl can only dream right!? but really check it out www.swimspot.com/fab

Barbara

I think she great. If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything.YOU GO BRITNEY YOU ARE THYE BEST.

just here

Oh God...she was so hot a long time ago!

Remember the VMA´s 2001 or 2002 i thought she could be the next Madonna.....but i guess i was wrong.

Lady Gaga is so much better and smarter then here...at least she is trying to be a good mum now!

Chumley

She can do them a favor by NOT going there.

Julie

I also carry my 3 year old when out in a crowd. With 20 pap's following her and the kids around wouldn't you carry your kids to keep them safe?

Say

She can't control her money, she only get's 1.500 per week, the dress worth much more than 1.500,00...

She is helping, in the only way she is able to.

And, the dress will feed much more than one family or two . Don't you forget, someone already paid 300.000,00 for a bubblegum Britney had spit out.

Bill

I can feel the love here as it brings tears of joy to my eyes. Now let's all sit together around the campfire, roast marshmallows, and sing Kumbaya. It's pretty obvious to me that lesbianhannah will soon be whispering sweet nothings into Britney's ears as they tear off each other's clothes and consummate their affection with one another in a beautiful display of passion. I just want to be there filming it all for TMZ, er, I mean for myself.

curious

Wow you need help.....why all the misdirected anger? What has happened to you in your life to make hate spew forth? God loves you even if nobody else does :o)

Tiffany

Get all of Brit's clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?c...

lesbianhannahmontana.com

CHRIST!

I want this F U C K I N G C U N T dead!

(((Why))) dont't the kids (((ever))) walk??!!

They're 4-years-old and 3-years-old and they STILL use strollers and when they're NOT using strollers, they're being HELD.

They' STILL use baby bottles and are almost (((guaranteed))) to STILL be in diapers.

Either it's lazy parenting, or they choose to baby their kids or they can't say "no" to their kids.

So which one is it, Brit-Twit?????????

Anonymous

y don't u kill yourself? nobody wil miss u... britney didn't do anything 2 u... ur the cunt. go lick a cunt.. which means lick urself, bitch.