Brad and Angie broke up. Or not.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt leaving the set of Salt in New York (12/29)

There were some reports this weekend that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie broke up. Specifically, News of the World said:

HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal, we can reveal. Dynamite legal papers secretly signed by the couple this month detail how all their homes and assets will be carved up.

The agreement gives them joint custody of the kids - but all six will actually live full-time with their mum. Preparations for a split began in early December when "Brangelina" visited a top Los Angeles divorce firm to begin thrashing out the deal.

People magazine countered:

While reports are swirling that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are headed for a split, multiple sources close to the family tell PEOPLE that the rumors are false.

"Everything is fine" with the couple, who are parents to six kids, a source says.

Another source says the split reports, which were first published in a British tabloid, are "totally false."

Should we really be reporting these rumors anymore? Brad and Angelina have been dating for five years and have already broken up -- according to tabloids -- approximately 927 times. They break up more than a lithium atom when impacted by a high speed electron in a coplanar geometry. Am I right or am I right!

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Gianna

Why would you need divorce lawyers when you're not even married?

Paul

It is of upmost importance for America, and the world, to know the true status of Brad and Angie's relationship. They are humongous international celebs, and their lives and doings of of great international import.

This issues need to be settled and announced. The world is waiting. I do not know of anything that could have greater international importance than Brad and Angie, all else pales in comparison. Celebs matter.

SusyQ

I see Angelina has brought back her old Morticia Addams 1999/2000 look. Good for her. She's all set for Halloween.

someone

Except for the brangaloonatics from JJ, does anyone really care if they break up or stay together?????