The ladies love Bill Murray

Even on one leg, Bill Murray still pulls more ass than the rest of us combined. Kill self? From RadarOnline:
Bill Murray didn’t let something like a bum knee slow him down. The actor, who was wearing a knee brace and using a crutch after injuring himself skiing, managed to rally at GoldBar’s Funday party at Sundance on Sunday night. Despite a wobbly walk, Murray even sashayed home with a hot blonde on his arm.

Sitting at a corner table with Enter The Void’s Paz de la Huerta, Murray quickly joined the crowd on the dance floor. “He couldn’t move very well because of his leg brace,” one fellow reveler told RadarOnline.com. “But he was shimmying as best as he could. Everyone wanted to dance by him and quickly his corner was packed with beautiful women and adoring male fans armed with cameras.”

Soon enough, Murray attracted the attention of one specific female who fell for the funnyman’s jokes. “She was very into him and he was enjoying her attention. He kept cracking her up and laughing himself,” the onlooker added. Dancing closely, the mystery blonde even wrapped her arms around Murray to pull him closer. Around 1 am the two quietly made their way out of the party together.
If you've ever wondered why so many people want to become famous, this article pretty much sums up the appeal. When you're a celebrity, even if you're in your 70s and crippled, hot chicks will still want to bang you. There are only two other types of people on Earth that have that kind of power when it comes to pulling young ass: billionaires and the clergy.

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  • Peter Gozinya

    That's what Samantha Ronson will look like in two years.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Maybe she got to hang out with someone famous for a bit and maybe she ate at some fancy restaurant where people looked at her, but she still had to sleep with THAT.

  • Anonymous

    Bill, I don't know if you are reading this or not. I have more to say. You grew up Catholic. You know what you are doing is wrong. I'm sure He has spoken to your heart to tell you so, maybe you have shut Him out.

    You spent a lot of time in South Carolina, I wonder if you may have met Jonathan Edwards. This article may interest you. I hope you'll read it.

    http://blogs.cbn.com/familymat...

    I'm praying for you, for your repentance and salvation. God loves you, and He'll forgive you, but you need to stop what you are doing. A good resource is http://888.needhim.org/ . My Mom always told me though, "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink". I've let you to a resource for living Water. Whether or not you'll drink of it is out of my hands.

  • Sarah

    Praying for you, Bill

  • Caden Canyon (Twitter.com/i_Pa

    And I'd STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL tap him 10 times out of 10 than "Pimp" Joe Jackson even *once*.

    Why don't the Jackson family like blowjobs? Because they don't like JOBS!!!!

  • Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    Murray's not even 60 yet, and he has the pock-marked complexion of a teenager. How can women resist?

  • weezilgirl

    Oh, yes, Bill is 60! He was born in 1950!

    And I'm 66 and I wouldn't do him!

  • MATHEMATICS POLICE

    Actually, Mr. Murray's 60th birthday is over seven months away. Till then, he'll remain 59. Only people born on January 1 celebrate their birthday at the beginning of each new year.

  • lol

    weezilgirl, if you're 66, nobody is doing you.

  • Eli

    Wrong. You left out the greatest studs and lovers of all. You left out politicians. Politicians have more sexy young groupies, employees and aids than most harems. The ladies love to love a politician.


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