Simon Cowell hates Victoria Beckham

I hope Victoria Beckham isn't looking to turn her guest appearance on American Idol into a full-time gig. Because Simon Cowell hates the bitch. From the Chicago Sun Times:

As seemed evident from the ''American Idol'' season debut Tuesday night -- taped in Boston last summer -- various exchanges between 'Posh Spice'' and Cowell were pretty sharp.

"Idol" sources say that was not an act. "The two of them really did not connect at all," a show staffer said Wednesday.

During Beckham's turns as a guest judge in Boston and Denver, Cowell reportedly became less and less impressed with the entertainer's music sensibilities. "He thought her taste was totally in the toilet," said another source close to the action.

For that reason, when a rumor floated online earlier this week -- reportedly from Beckham's own camp -- that she was a candidate for an "X Factor" judging slot, Cowell quickly issued a statement shooting that down. The edgy Brit made it very clear he had not made an offer to Beckham and "had no intention to do so."

Simon's right. Posh shouldn't be a judge for American Idol or The X Factor -- she should be a judge for The Biggest Loser. Picture this: You're a contestant about to step onto the scale for your weekly weigh-in when suddenly you see 74-pound Posh Spice glaring at you. You'd feel so guilty you'd immediately develop an eating disorder and win the show. Of course, if that gig didn't work out, Posh would always be able find work on the Discovery Channel -- as a preying mantis.

[WENN]