Angelina Jolie loves popsicles

Angelina Jolie leaving the Broadway showing of Mary Poppins (1/3)

Sorry for the deceiving headline. I thought titling this story "Angelina Jolie is a cheating bitch" might have gotten me sued. From In Touch Weekly:

In an exclusive interview with In Touch, an ex-employee of the Waldorf-Astoria in New York claims that Angelina has been cheating on Brad. Anna Kowalski, a housekeeper who speaks several languages and was often assigned to the hotel’s most high-profile guests, worked extensively with the family on their numerous visits to the hotel over the past four years. Anna tells In Touch the affair took place over the summer when Brad and the kids were at their rented mansion on Long Island, N.Y., and Angelina was staying at the hotel by herself while shooting her movie Salt.

According to Anna, Angelina more than once took visits from a tall, dark-haired man — who was one of her dialect coaches from the movie. “She would see the tutor while a bodyguard stood entrance at the suite,” Anna adds that, after one late-night meeting with the tutor in mid-July, Anna personally saw what looked like evidence of a night of passion. Once she got into the room, Anna shares, she was shocked by what she saw. “The room was a disaster,” she explains. “There was water all over the bathroom and empty vodka bottles everywhere. Every towel had been used. And over five dozen cattleya orchids were scattered around the room, and there were the tops of the flowers in the tub, with candles.” Once Anna got into the bedroom, she shares, she got an eyeful. “The bed was covered with black rubber sheets, and there were sex toys on it,” she reveals.

If the two most beautiful people in the world can't stay faithful to each other, how are the rest of us supposed to? I guess this Anna chick could be just jumping to conclusions. Considering her deviant sexual past, the fact that Angelina had multiple sex toys scattered around her hotel room doesn't necessarily mean she was cheating -- it means it was Wednesday.

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Natalie

No Angelina Jolie is N-A-S-T-Y. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole! Jennifer Anniston is amazing and she's taking her time to find the right guy because unlike Brad she's looking for something more than a filthy skank. Angelina looks like an anorexic alien. She is gross. Jennifer will always be a better women all around. It's just a fact.

wizeguy

puh-leeze you be raggin on aniston;s chin ?

compared to the alien size pumpkin head and lumberjack jaw of jolie?

hahaaha i guess you think jolie also has a better heart too ...and body ..

ever think anniston don't want brad back ?

the girl rocks and has some class to boot ...

Gianna

Sex toys? What is it about the real live male penis that isn't satisfying enough for her?

Anonymous

hahaa funny...

Whippet

Aahh, wait, now I get it! This is how 'Slam is breaking the news to us. Gently. With news about sex toys and rubber sheets. To make it easier for us to 'understand' and digest what is to come.

Bless you 'Slam.

(PS: I am really kidding, I love this site.)

Whippet

Because Celebslam likes taking weekends off, I had to read about Brad and Angelina officially splitting up Saturday evening from the British Times.

PAZUZU

Bummer. I actually liked them as a couple.

Anonymous

Is anybody really surprised, crazy and sexually deviancy is a HW requirement.

Carlos

Technically, you're correct. Angelina loves popsicles. You know, the veiny ones that squirt baby batter when you suck 'em.

Anon

Angelina has always been a freak. I highly doubt she'd change for Brad. Anymore than Brad has stopped banging some strange himself.

I hope that housekeeper got paid a ton of money for her interview because she's out of a job housekeeping for celebs at the Waldorf for being a big mouth.

pitbull lover

1. who really cares

2. angie SAID she and brad do not subscribe to MONOGAMY so

3. whats the what with all the shock and gasps about this?

4. WHO CARES?????????????????????

arsenio

Poor Brad will continue to follow Angie around like a lost puppy until she decides to dump him for:

George?

Anderson Cooper? not likely

Matt?

Whoever she chooses

Then he will crawl back to that loser Jennifer. She just can't move on with her life.

Maybe Billy Bob will make a comeback.

Maybe Obama?

Jinxy

OH MY GOD! The maid complained Angelina used ALL THE TOWELS in her suite at the Waldorf Astoria, the fucking nerve, no wonder the maid is livid and selling her story to a rag that wouldn't know the truth if it hit them in the face.

Johnny Eumarr

The most incredible part of this story is the claim that she has a dialogue coach.

Anonymous

Brad should go on his hands and knees to Jenn, ask her forgivness and ask her to take him back.

Jenn Rules

Puh lease

LMAO!!! This is the (involuntarily) funniest shit ever!!!

Jennifer's chin is a nightmare, everybody ends up leaving her.

anon

Why are people so sure Pitt & Jolie "have been over for quite some time"? Know for sure? Do tell.

Anonymous

Cheating can include many things. Would be hard to sue that broad of a statement.

Nate

And the bitch couldn't take some pictures with her phone? ALL LIES!!!! Not that it matters Brad and Jolie have been over for quite some time.