Andy Dick arrested for felony sexual assault

Andy Dick was arrested Saturday morning in West Virginia for, well, being Andy Dick. From the Huntington Herald Dispatch:
HUNTINGTON -- Andy Dick, in town for weekend performances at the Funny Bone, was arrested around 4 a.m. Saturday by Huntington Police on sexual abuse charges.

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners, at 819 3rd Ave. According to a press release issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday from the Huntington Police Department, officers responded to a call to investigate “two alleged incidents of a patron engaging in non-consensual sexual contact with a bar employee and another patron.”

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims' genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” the press release stated.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Feb. 2. If convicted, Dick faces one to five years in prison.
Wait a minute, all he did was grope two dudes? He didn't expose his own genitals, climb up on the bar and masturbate, or try to fuck the Golden Tee machine in the corner? Wow, Andy Dick is really maturing in his old age . . .

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  • Zac

    Finally!

  • DMZ

    Well he certainly has the correct last name, "Dick"! Too bad his parents didn't name him Head then his name in the Police blotter would read: "Dick, Head". Yeah that what he is a fucking dickhead and someone should just put this useless cocksucker out of our misery alone with all of the other liberal Hollywood assholes, Fuck them all, starting with this asswipe!

  • Anonymous

    Its all part of his cover as an agent for a super secret government agency, working directly under a czar. The administration will cover his rear.


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