Top 10 Sex Scandals of 2009

Top 10 Hollywood Sex Scandals of 2009

Cutting things short today for the New Year. Here's a bountiful Top 10 list to hold you over until Monday (click through the gallery for comments under each picture). Stay safe out there tonight kids, and remember, just because a chick happens to be a Victoria's Secret Angel doesn't mean she can't give you herpes. YOU BITCH!

  • Thumbnail: 10. Josh Duhamel allegedly cheats on Fergie with a stripper \(November\)\: Can you really blame Josh for hooking up with a stripper\? Unlike his wife\, at least those girls accept their poles. Of course\, Josh could have done better than the chick he hooked up with . . . but apparently every other woman with her type of figure was busy trying out for the 1980 Soviet Weight Lifting Olympic team.
  • Thumbnail: 9. Rihanna's nude cell phone pics hit the web \(May\)\: It was nice to see photos of Rihanna this year where it wasn't her eyes that were deep purple . . . just her nipples.
  • Thumbnail: 8. Even more Vanessa Hudgens nude pics hit the web \(August\)\: Clearly Vanessa knows her fan base\: teenage boys that spend more time with their hands than a sculptor. She\’s a true hero in every definition of the word . . . um\, except the main one.
  • Thumbnail: 7. Rebecca Gayheart "sex tape" with husband Eric Dane and Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche \(August\)\: Threesomes are hot. Threesomes with Noxzema girls are even hotter. The only way this whole incident could have been any sexier is if spokespeople from ProActive and Clearasil had joined in. At least if Rebecca keeps making sex tapes she won't be involved with the other thing she's famous for\: avoiding cross walks \(Google it\).
  • Thumbnail: 6. Roman Polanski arrested in Switzerland and the ensuing fallout \(September\)\: Can you really blame a guy for skipping the country when he's been convicted of raping a child\? The only people more reviled in prison than the pedophiles are the guards . . . and bloggers \(don't ask\). Polanski's best option for making things right\: Spend one night in jail . . . sleeping on his stomach.
  • Thumbnail: 5. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian cheat on their spouses with each other \(March\)\: You'd think Eddie would cheat on his spouse with someone better looking than Leann Rimes . . . like Kathy Griffin. Hopefully these two eventually find what they're looking for and one day end up with exactly the type of arrangement they deserve\: hefty alimony payments.
  • Thumbnail: 4. McKenzie Phillips had sex with her dad \(September\)\: Some things you should take with you to the grave - like being raped by your step dad or appearing in a Rob Schneider film. Of course\, letting the world know that you were intimate with a father figure in your family can only mean one thing\: you're related to Joe Simpson.
  • Thumbnail: 3. David Letterman extortion attempt reveals affairs with staffers \(October\)\: You'd think with millions of dollars in the bank\, a long running television show\, and enough fame to last a lifetime that David Letterman would have cheated with hotter looking women. The reality is that you can't really blame David for banging such ugly chicks - gapped teeth have been known to affect a person's taste.
  • Thumbnail: 2. Carrie Prejean made a solo sex tape \(November\)\: Being a beauty queen takes many talents\: Looking good in a swimsuit\, walking in high heels\, and smiling with Vaseline on your teeth. Too bad typing isn't part of the judging process . . . with the way she's apparently able to use her fingers\, Carrie could probably type 200 words a minute\!
  • Thumbnail: 1. Tiger Woods and his whores \(November\)\: The saddest part about the whole Tiger Woods scandal is that if he'd only cheated with 15 whores\, the public \(and his wife\) probably would have forgiven him. But 16 . . . that's just ONE too many. So let this be a lesson kids\: Cheat once\, shame on you. Cheat 16 times\, get your junk tested for Chlamydia.
December 31, 2009
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  • Anonymous

    I would like 2 know how many of the people that r Riding Tiger about his affairs, Think thier partners would be faithful if they had his money/looks/fame. And we didnt Ride JORDAN or SHAQ like this ,so why Tiger?

    Whats the average of people that stay faithful? Bet its pretty low.

  • Anonymous

    ;;lklll

  • CML

    THEY ARE SUCH A NICE LOOKING COUPLE. I HOPE HE DIDNT DO THAT TO HER. IF HE DID. I HOPE THEY WORK THROUGH IT. I LIKE BOTH OF THEIR PERSONA'S. THEY ARE HUMAN AND DO AND WILL MAKE MISTAKES.

  • Anonymous

    What I don't get is why everyone is just pissed of with Roman and not the girl's mother for letting her daughter be alone with a man twice the girl's age. She should've known better. It doesn't matter if it's the f*cking president, DO NOT LEAVE A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH A GROWN MAN THAT YOU DO NOT REALLY KNOW! That's why they teach us not to talk to strangers in kindergarten....

  • emarosa

    hope will be fine after the sex rehab for tiger...

    oh by the way guys check this video out! thanks...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Zac

    I'm certain Tiger has hit all 18 holes!

  • Renee

    REBECCA IS BEAT...everyone knows she is a CRACKHEAD, not a POTHEAD. SHE HAS CRACK PIPES IN THAT VIDEO.It is so obvious. you can tell she is high on crack or meth..plain as day.



    she never got treatment for her addiction and she smokes cigs while preggo!! GROSS



    cant stand this stick figure.



    REBECCA IS A SWINGING CRACKHEAD.

    FEEL SORRY FOR HER CHILD



    ugly

    UGLY

    UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mick

    I wonder if Tiger would have all these problems if he were a bus boy at PJ Chaing's Asian Bistro.

  • Anonymous

    he just followed the nike slogan



    Just Do It

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  • Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    Mackenzie P had sex with her biological father, not her stepdad.

    Quintuple gross.

  • Cody Serpa

    John was 6.6". I bet he was HUNG! ;-)

  • Gianna

    So you're saying it was ok to drug and rape children back then? You're pretty f'd up yourself defending a slime like him.

  • Nick

    http://dictionary.reference.co...

    p.s. search "Polanski" on celebslam and you'll see my real feelings about him

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • Gianna

    I wasn't replying to you Nick.. I forgot to add reply under what 'as' posted.

    I understand sarcasm very well since I like your site :)

  • Nick

    OK you get a pass ;)

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • as

    why even bother; you people don't understand no f** S*** hi is just trapped in this strange situation, ; just look at his films; it was different times; people was different, they smoke marijuana legally for christ sake; YOU can not judge people for something like that from thirty years ago; he had a f** house in Switzerland all the time, so what happened ; Why crucified him now ?????????????????????

  • Anonymous

    THAT IS A METH OR CRACK PIPE YOU EFFIN IDIOTS

    NOT POT...GEEZ YOUR ALL DUMB

    AND SHE SMOKED CIGS WHILE PREGGOS



    AND SHE MURDERED A YOUNG BOY

    FILTHY MR. MC CREAMY AND HIS NASTY HO



    DISGUSTING...LOOK AT THAT CRACK HEAD -0 SIZE HER BODY IS..



    POT?

    POT MAKES YOU EAT YOUR MORONS

    PLUS. THEIR BEHAVIOR ON THE VIDEO IS INDICATIVE OF CRACK/METH USE.



    HER P*SSY REEKS, I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE.



  • CBarnardo

    Yeah everyone should just leave RoPo alone. He gave a minor drugs and screwed her up the ass in a jacuzzi but it was a different time back then. So what. She was asking for it anyways by going to a mansion party. Everyone knows what goes on at those parties. Who cares that she was 14. Thats legal in some countries. And who cares that she said no. Everyone knows no doesn't mean anything from a 14 yo. France should take him in and let him run their boarding schools. For realz.

  • Cody Serpa

    And R. Kelly knowingly had sex with a 14-year-old girl proceeding to URINATE all over her and even VIDEOTAPED it!

    RoPo's problem is he wasn't born in the US, where you guys give a free pass to American child sex crime committers (Michael Jackson prime example).

  • Wendel

    What rock were you under during the Jackson trial. "Free pass"??? The guy was put on public trial and hounded out of the country for his Jesus Juice parties.

    Jackson, to his limited credit, did NOT skip bail, like that minor pounding "RoPo." And do you think that was the only young girl RoPo drugged and rapped??????

    Come on guys, he had it down to an art form.

  • lesbianhannahmontana

    Now YOU make sense.

    Just drop it and let RoPo live the remainder of his limited days free to roam where he pleases.

  • TiFFaNyyYy

    hahaha she doesnt have an ass XD

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