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Tila Tequila blasts Jessica Simpson

At least one person isn't too enthused about Jessica Simpson dating former Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan: his ex-girlfriend Tila Tequila. Wait a minute, they dated? This dude will stick his penis into anything. He's like a little kid sticking a fork into an electrical socket. From In Touch Weekly:

"I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space," Tila tells In Touch. "She can’t even put two and two together. She doesn’t show any female empowerment. She gets screwed over by her ex-boyfriends because she’s all clingy. She should stop being so weak and stand up for herself. If Billy is happy with Jessica, then I’m happy for him — but I think he can do a lot better."

Tila Tequila has some nerve calling Jessica Simpson "a waste of space." Especially when you consider that of the two, only Jessica has sold millions of albums, starred in five movies, and most importantly, has natural tits. Sure Jessica isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer (her idea of hell is a Barnes & Noble without the children's section), but at least when she wants attention she doesn't pretend that she got beat up . . . she just wears a tight shirt (see here, here, and here).

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DK

They're both lost and on downward spiral, but the difference is Jessica was at the top of her game in many ways at one point whereas Tequila is talentless trash with only that one uncanny talent for finding new depths to spiral down to. Would rather have JS any day; Tequila is just a nasty little monster with a big mouth who's headed for a not-great end somehow.

GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebo

Remind me again...WHY is this lizard-faced Vietnamese skank/whore a "celebrity" again?

DK

She's Singaporean, no need to insult Vietnam. Then again I guess there's no need to insult Singapore either, but spawning something like her is more than insulting enough.

Malarkii

TT looks like a gross midget.

JD

"Tila" is like Paris Hilton on steroids. Extremely self-centered, inferiority complex, attention starved, no-talent, immoral waste of space.

The Oracle

The Tila is the sexiest woman of 2009. She is also multi-talented and sexually very stimulating. Jessica is more matured and also very sexy and multi-talented. The Tila's love burns like a hot flame, while Jessica's love is like a warm comforting blanket enfolding one. The Tila is bold and brash, while Jessica is shy and demure, They are the ying and yang of female sexuality.

Johnny Eumarr

Hmm, tuff call.... Tila is def smarter and freakier. Prolly even a better actor and singer. But Jessica is more clingy and needy, so could be talked into anything. Wait, as could Tila, at least with singles and fives to wave at her. I'd hate to have to play sloppy seconds to Merriman, but would feel ok coming after Mayer. Tuff call.

wangson

i'd rather bang tila than that buck-toothed country rabbit.

Gianna

You got something against ephram the retarded rabbit?

guinevere

Oh, please. This is exactly the same as when she was ragging on Rihanna, announcing her "engagement" and accusing her ex of beating her up. She's an attention-seeking idiot. the end.

James

Thanks Tila, for showing the world that you are nothing more than a jilted ex, a terrible singer, an ugly midget, and a total slut bag whore (see video). What are you famous for again? That's right- whoring it up with 20 different men on MTV- you're parents must be so proud. Unless they're dead, in which case they're probably glad they don't have to look at their skank-whore daughter anymore. By the way: JS is 10 times hotter than Tila, and a million times more famous & successful. Jealous, much?

HeyYo

Stop complaining over suedo celebs like tila when it's you alll that make them famous. In a perfect world the media b(today show and "The View") would stop giving attention to people like her than they woudn't even exsist. Yet everyone still continues to to give them exactly what they want; TV TIME!!!

Shelby

I'll listen to your response the minute you learn how to spell pseudo correctly.

guinevere

Learning the difference between "then" and "than" would help, too.

HeyYo

OK...OK..OK.. I would level with you two if my grammar mistakes were so bad that it made my comment impossible to understand, but please emos' don't act like you didn't know what I saying. Had I known I was checking into grammar 101 than I would have brought my A game. "THAN" and "THEN" are you kidding me. "I'll listen to your response the minute you learn how to spell pseudo correctly." - Yet yo took time out to respond to me thank u, oops I mean "YOU"

bondbabe

This twit has to spew forth "something" to keep her in the limelight. And who is she to judge anyone...crazy troll.

gary

Tila Tequila is the poster child for legalised abortion. I wish her mother had aborted her. She is trash and sucks.

Gary

Tila Tequila is the poster child for legal abortions. If her mother aborted her the world would be a better place.

Dirty Guy

Tila is such a stupid alien troll

cheapprick

More impressed with the shit I took this morning than Tila tequila

a

hahahaha I think even I'm more impressed with the shit you took than tila tequila.

pak

umm does vodka know she is famous for her myspace acct? that required no talent at all

Gdrive

"I think Jessica Simpson is a waste of space," Tila tells In Touch."

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Neorules2112

Tila Tequila is the sexiest woman of 2009 .

Brains and Beauty, what a powerful combination ..

GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebo

You have horrible taste in women. That ugly pig isn't the sexiest woman in a room full of nuns.