Tiger got kicked out

Tiger Woods' yacht "Privacy" docked in North Palm Beach (12/15)

Tiger Woods has been kicked out of the bedroom and forced to sleep on the couch. Except in this case, his couch is a 155-foot megayacht. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Woods is currently living on his luxury yacht, ironically called ''Privacy.'' His estranged wife is living on their Windermere, Fla., property, but reportedly is sleeping in the guest house -- still creeped out after learning her husband supposedly had sex with one and possibly two women in the couple's house, though not in their bedroom.

Oh yeah, great idea. The guy whose penis has more miles on it than the the Space Shuttle Endeavour -- give that guy as much privacy as possible. If Elin's serious about saving her marriage, she would lock Tiger in the bathroom or keep him in a cage hanging in the kitchen. But, my god, don't forget to give him water. You're gonna want to trust me on that one Elin.

[Mavrixonline]

bakinmycake

If she wants to, she can sue some of these chicks, a few states have laws that allow you to go after the homewreckers, THAT is where this will get interesting and expensive...if she wants

major

aw poor elin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

PAZUZU

I can visualize a penis shaped sub dropping out of the hull (cue James Bond music) and Tiger racing against time to a whore.

anon

i'd put money on it that Elin works this into constructing an admirable empire of her own. tiger will come back too. he won't be selling the same Immaculate brand he had, but i suspect that unless someone comes forward HIV positive from the harem, it will continue to be funny and he won't lose much value. a little adjustments to the endorsements and advertising is all it would take.

now if he starts getting plastic surgery and bleaching his skin........no way. but i don't see that happening.

Anon

Naw, Tiger won't care about who's banging his baby's mamma more than how pissed he is going to be when he finds out the new guy spending all his ex-wife's money that Tiger earned from the PGA, Buick, Gatorade and Nike.

Mike

Hey Tiger take a look at those sexy pics of Elin in those bikinis cuz in a couple of months somebody elses wood is gonna be knockin the bottom out of that

Anonymous

who cares

Peter Gozinya

Poor Tiger. It must be rough having to live on a Mega Yacht or in one of is 40 mansions. How will he ever cope? Frankly, there's probably only one thing that'll help him get through this devestating ordeal: white women...lot's of them.

Carlos

See that platform holding the radar and antenna equipment? My apartment fits on that thing with plenty of room to spare.

Fuck Eldrick.