Here comes the rehab

Tiger Woods is addicted to love . . . administered to him via the mouth

You knew it was only a matter of time. Tiger Woods is going to sex rehab. Of course he is. From the National Enquirer:

In a last-ditch effort to save his marriage, a shell-shocked Tiger Woods will check into rehab to seek treatment for his sexual compulsions and prescription drug use, insiders have told The Enquirer exclusively. The disgraced golfing great agreed to get help at an Arizona clinic after spending the Christmas holiday with his family, say sources. The serial cheater's decision to get therapy is part of a deal struck with his stunning wife Elin to persuade her not to dump him.

"Elin gave Tiger an ultimatum -- seek treatment or forget all about winning her back," revealed an insider. "Rehab is at the top of the list of things he must do. Tiger will be going into rehab in early January to treat his sexual compulsion and his use of the drugs Ambien and Vicodin."

Claiming he has to go to rehab to curb his "sexual compulsions" is a complete cop-out. Every guy on earth is a total horn dog. EVERY. GUY. Even Richard Simmons. But unlike Tiger, most dudes aren't billionaires that have the luxury of traveling around the globe sampling the local vagina in every city. The rest of us common folk are relegated to doing what even our Forefathers did whenever they felt the "urge" . . . blow our paycheck at the strip club! It was just a little different back during Washington and Jefferson's time. "Oh yeah baby, show me some of that ankle!"

paolo

well yeah i think he really needs it...especially he must have it for his family...anyway you check out for this video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

shlavens

TIGER finally speaks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

PAZUZU

Hey Tiger, Give me all your money, mansions, yachts etc.. The women will stop calling, you'll be happy, I'll be happy, problem solved. I'm serious, save your marriage, give me all your stuff.

Lowie

Oh for crying out loud, What a crock. Sex rehab my asp, can't he just stand up and say "I'm a man-ho"? I think sex addicts give real addicts a bad name. Call it what it is Man-Ho, any guy in that position would do the same and dumb ass women will always be there to service them.

Anon

I remember when rehab was a career killer. Now its the cureall for bad publicity.

The prescription drugs addiction stuff is news I think.

Rosie O'Donnell

"Tiger Woods is addicted to love . . . administered to him via the mouth"

LOL

Anonymous

What's the beef? For one thing, its a family affair and no one else's businees, and for another, Tiger's chasing after the ladies has nothing to do with how well he hits a golf ball. His love life should not affect whether he plays pro golf. What's good for Mr. Clinton, should be good for Tiger.

Scumbag

It is a condition, one that all me have. Wake up. he always said he didn't play for the money, it was for the pussy!

cheapprick

You're right. It was only a matter of time. When someone fucks up, all they have to do is label it a "condition" and go to rehab. Even if the wife does walk, being able to say he 'got help' is the only way he's got a shot at salvaging a career. Not as a golfer, but as a spokes-prick for some company. On the bright side, maybe Dr. Drew can get a season 2 out of this!!!