Did Tiger nail Jessica?

According to this week's issue of Star, Tiger Woods may have hooked up with Jessica Simpson. The two met earlier this year when Jessica (and her nipples) sung the National Anthem at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda. For Tiger -- judging by Jessica's fragile emotion state -- the hookup was like taking candy from a baby . . . which coincidentally Jessica did just last weekend. Snickers I believe. From Star:
"Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it," a source tells Star.

Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger's golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.

“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

Phone numbers were exchanged — email addresses too.
Leaving absolutely no doubt that they hooked up, Star circled Tiger's hand in the above picture and added the words "Touchy Feely!" I love Star. I'm surprised they didn't draw an arrow at Tiger's penis and another at Jessica's mouth with a little picture in between of a fire hydrant spraying water.

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  • Anonymous

    Tiger should be spreading his pollen on every flower he can. What is wrong with Jessica?

  • Johnny Eumarr

    As Nameless said--and I can't believe I'm saying this--Jessica is an upgrade. At least she has sort of a legit job.

  • Whatever

    this is a lie. Well, the picture is a lie. Star cropped the picture. Tony is on the other side of Tiger in the original.

    http://www.popsugar.com/341291...

  • Herman Bumfudle

    let me get this right. a blond baby sitter who hangs out in the usually all white golfing circles. she knows all about the sport, but doesn't know how male golfers in her circle act. so she meets a black billionaire in her golfing circle, marries him. then attempts to murder him. where in hell does this look anything like normal, accept for white people. i'm sure they relate to how she tried to beat the boy to death like a disobedient slave.

  • Neorules2112

    Don't know who needed the condom more .

  • Nameless

    She should have banged her. It would have been a nice upgrade from the plain chicks he normally bangs.

    I still don't see how you go from a Swedish model to banging 15 below average-average chicks. And a couple of them he paid big bucks for! LOL

  • PAZUZU

    At least he didn't need to worry about her telling anyone. She's got a brain like a toenail clipping and likely forgot him like a song's lyrics.

  • Hunk Golden

    She's so hot, it's insane how hot she is...

  • vince Viagra

    Tiger is total scum (although I highly doubt this is true about him and Jessica Simpson). Truly hope Elin divorces that dirt bag of a husband.

  • Sonny

    This nigga is pond skum! Da white women shoulda be shot for screwing da tigga!

  • Peter Gozinya

    Can you blame him? How could he possibly have said "no" to those nipples?


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