Tiger Woods mother-in-law rushed to hospital

Actually, no. But that's quite the catchy headline, isn't it? Anyways, more drama at Tiger Woods' house in this morning. His mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg was rushed to the hospital at 2:30 a.m. after complaining of stomach pains. From WKMG Orlando:

Health Central Hospital said Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is in stable condition after being admitted early Tuesday morning due to stomach pains.

Orange County firefighters went to Deacon Circle in the exclusive subdivision of Isleworth at about 2:35 a.m. after authorities received a medical call from Woods' home. A middle-aged woman with blonde hair was seen minutes later being taken into Health Central hospital in Ocoee on a stretcher. The hospital confirmed Tuesday morning the woman was Barbro Holmberg, Woods' wife's mother.

Local 6 News spotted a black Cadillac Escalade being driven by a woman matching the description of Woods' wife, Elin, that also went to Health Central. The driver later left the hospital in the SUV.

I think it's pretty clear what down here:

Barbro Holmberg: "Tiger, I'm obviously very disappointed in your behavior."

Tiger Woods: "I know, and you have every right to be. But I promise I'll change."

Elin Nordegren: "I love you so much honey!"

Tiger: "I love you, too . . . I also love the way Barbro's sweater matches her eyes. Are you sure she's your mom? She looks like she could be your sister."

Elin: "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" *swings another golf club, misses, hits mom in stomach*