Gatorade cuts ties with Tiger Woods

Shit is finally hitting the fan for Tiger Woods. Gatorade is dropping his drink Tiger Focus, which sucks for him since he was receiving royalties from each sale instead of a flat endorsement fee. Ouch. From Fox News:
Gatorade says the decision to drop Woods' product was made “months ago” and has nothing to do with the recent public events involving the embattled golf star.

In an official statement released Tuesday, the company said: “We decided several months ago to discontinue Gatorade Tiger Focus along with some other products to make room for our planned series of innovative products in 2010. We hope to share more about our 2010 plans soon.”
What a dumb move by Gatorade. If anything, Tiger's an even better spokesman after all the shit that's come out. "In addition to kicking ass on the PGA Tour, I like to bang up to 10 whores a day. I need a high performance sports drink that helps me get through the day in peak physical condition and replaces all the electrolytes I leave on motel sheets. For me, that drink is Gatorade."

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  • Nameless

    Well that kind of sucks. His line of Gatorade was pretty good.

  • ntvland (ntv land)

    (((LIARS)))!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Big John

    Don't you need Gatorade more after a hard night of banging cocktail waitresses than a leisurely round of golf at the CC?

  • Mr. Ed

    When I got caught cheating, all I got was a lousy t-shirt. Tiger's gonna be just fine. Trust.

  • Anonymous

    Tiger is no hollywod girlyman. He is the real deal.

  • Anonymous

    Bad move. Tiger is the model of what a real man is like. The kind of man we used to have before chickification, emasculation, PC and feminization. YOu go Tiger, you are a good example for men everywhere.


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