Tiger's in the Bahamas

Tiger's yacht Privacy

Did Tiger Woods escape to the Bahamas on his massive yacht? Sure, why not. From the Daily Mail:

[Tiger] was joined in the 155ft vessel called Privacy by a group of golfing pals - and not his wife Elin Nordegren. A limo with blacked out windows was seen arriving at Old Port Cover in North Palm Beach, Florida, where the yacht has been moored for over a week.

The boat slipped its mooring over the weekend with staff at the marina speculating that it was headed to the Bahamas. Extra provisions were seen being loaded on the yacht before it departed.

Extra provisions? "Tiger, where do you want this crate of condoms?" . . . "Um, just put it on top of that box of ball gags, right next to the peanut butter." I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Tiger fucked 500 women over the Christmas Holiday. The GDP of the Bahamas is going to increase 5% just from all the hush money he pays.

[Mavrixonline]

Anonymous

not funny when you're inaccurate

Anonymous

douche is said not to use them...get your facts right

Annabelle

It's so funny how some men think keeping a man from his children is "wrong on so many levels" but don't understand that cheating is "wrong on so many levels." The good news: Elin will get her rightful share of their income, those kids may get a more responsible daddy when Elin remarries, and in the meantime, and the cheater will be supporting them in style.

V-4-Vendetta

"Tiger, where do you want this crate of Valtrex?"

No way he fucked all those girls bare-back and never got an STD. He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time!!!

The Oracle

What Tiger does is his business and no one elses. Like many many other marriages that have gone before, Tiger's is over with. Both he and Elin need to go through the legalities to desolve it, and get on with their lives.

DP

"Tiger, where do you want this crate of condoms?"

Tiger: "Huh? Condoms? Nah...don't use em anyway...chuck em overboard to make room for the crate of Ambien."

K-Love

At this point it shouldn't matter what Tiger does. Everything is out in the open. He isn't heart broken. So give it a rest please. Whatever is going to happen will happen through the court system. As far as Elin getting half of what tiger is worth. She must be nuts. She didn't earn that money, she didn't play golf. She is letting her emotions rule her, as women in this situation often do. They hurt so they want the man to hurt, and the only way Elin feels she can hurt Tiger is through his money and their children. A woman should never try to keep a man from his children. That is just wrong on so many levels. Tiger and Elin may be getting a divorce. He is not divorcing his children. Things happen in life, people do stupid things everyday. Just once I wish so called ADULTS WOULD TAKE A STEP BACK AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR THE CHILDREN INSTEAD OF SHOWING HOW SELFFISH AND SELF INVOLVED THEY CAN BE. This is for both Elin and Tiger

V-4-Vendetta

I hope the ink on his modified post-nuptial wasn't dry!!! Tiger is soo screwed... Anything over a bakers dozen, and they tend to not forgive you.