Paris is an idiot

Paris Hilton shopping at Kitson boutique in West Hollywood (12/18)

No, seriously Paris, the biggest movie franchise since Star Wars and Police Academy doesn’t need your help. What? I can’t be the only one here who loves Police Academy. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Paris Hilton spotted two “Twilight” producers lunching at West Hollywood eatery Mario’s, so she darted over, hyping: “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton, and I’d love to audition for one of the leads in your next sequel!”

Interrupted mid-nosh, the execs were polite, then visibly annoyed as Paris ignored their “We’ll get back to you” brush-off, chirping she’d bring “lots of publicity” to the already world-famous franchise because “everyone knows who I am.” One producer finally snapped: “Thanks, but we have more than enough publicity as it is!” (Print Edition – 12/28)

These producers are missing a huge opportunity. The first Twilight featured vampires, the second one focused on werewolves, and with Paris involved, the third one could star her as a festering Petri dish. Imagine the possibilities! At midnight, her panties — teeming with unknown horrors — would come to life and infect anyone within a two-mile radius. The destruction would be devastating. Basically, the film would be an autobiography.


Tags: Paris Hilton
December 29, 2009 - 5:15 am