Paris is an idiot

Paris Hilton shopping at Kitson boutique in West Hollywood (12/18)

No, seriously Paris, the biggest movie franchise since Star Wars and Police Academy doesn't need your help. What? I can't be the only one here who loves Police Academy. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Paris Hilton spotted two "Twilight" producers lunching at West Hollywood eatery Mario's, so she darted over, hyping: "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, and I'd love to audition for one of the leads in your next sequel!"

Interrupted mid-nosh, the execs were polite, then visibly annoyed as Paris ignored their "We'll get back to you" brush-off, chirping she'd bring "lots of publicity" to the already world-famous franchise because "everyone knows who I am." One producer finally snapped: "Thanks, but we have more than enough publicity as it is!" (Print Edition - 12/28)

These producers are missing a huge opportunity. The first Twilight featured vampires, the second one focused on werewolves, and with Paris involved, the third one could star her as a festering Petri dish. Imagine the possibilities! At midnight, her panties -- teeming with unknown horrors -- would come to life and infect anyone within a two-mile radius. The destruction would be devastating. Basically, the film would be an autobiography.

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Dave

Good for them, F Paris in her stupid face.

sandy

shes looking very nice in these. better than for a long time. very cute

Sam

Is there actual proof of STD or are you guys just being mean?

Jamie Lynn's Uterus

The only film she should be in, is a military training video on STDs as an example of the types of girls to stay away from.

Or a snuff film.

One or the other.

Whippet

She does have awesome legs. No matter what you say.

Also, I have a sneaky suspicion that the conversation did not exaclty happen the way you portray it. I think it was a lot more cordial.

The question I always ask -- who actually witnessed it and told it the way you reported it?

J

Oh yeah Paris?

PAZUZU

Are they sure she said publicity and not pubic lice? As in: "I'll bring alot of pubic lice to your production."

Jake

She's hot. She and Kristen Stewart should have a lesbian scene, and then Paris should be killed.

Christian

Yup.. Id still smash that girl

Peter

Sorry, I'd hit it.

Paul

Aw come on!! Ms. Paris would be perfect for a star role. she has great beauty, awesome talent, and millions of loyal fans. That, and she is America's Ambassadour of Nice, and a very intellegent young lady.