The year in Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you have an hour, here's a recap of every disturbing Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! pic that appeared on Celebslam in 2009, all 154 of them. Click through the gallery for a description under each picture. But be careful, 2009 was a very ugly year.

  • Thumbnail: February\: Rosie O'Donnell at the premiere of America in New York
  • Thumbnail: January\: Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia
  • Thumbnail: January\: Debra Messing leaving a salon in Beverly Hills
  • Thumbnail: January\: Singer Carol Connors at the Palm Springs Film Festival
  • Thumbnail: January\: Nikki Cox at the People's Choice Awards
  • Thumbnail: January\: Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving a church in Santa Monica
  • Thumbnail: January\: Pam Anderson leaving Starbucks
  • Thumbnail: January\: Boy George leaving his home in London
  • Thumbnail: January\: Madonna's promo shot for her album Hard Candy
  • Thumbnail: January\: Carnie Wilson in Los Angeles
  • Thumbnail: January\: Janice Dickinson leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills
  • Thumbnail: January\: Mel B. leaving a pet store in Los Angeles
  • Thumbnail: January\: House's Lisa Edelstein and her lazy eye at the DGA Awards in Los Angeles
  • Thumbnail: February\: Brooke Shields at LAX
  • Thumbnail: February\: Rosie O'Donnell at the 13th Annual Kids Night on Broadway
  • Thumbnail: February\: Carrot Top performing at the Luxor Las Vegas
  • Thumbnail: February\: Goldie Hawn and her old woman nipples at Heathrow Airport
  • Thumbnail: February\: Courtney Love at the Elle Style Awards
  • Thumbnail: February\: Madonna kissing Jesus Luz in a photoshoot for W magazine
  • Thumbnail: February\: Octomom and her crazy belly
  • Thumbnail: February\: Beth Ditto on the cover of Love magazine
  • Thumbnail: February\: Katie Price jogging in Malibu
  • Thumbnail: February\: La Toya Jackson at LAX
  • Thumbnail: February\: Marie Osmond and her freaky dolls in Las Vegas
  • Thumbnail: February\: Courtney Love and her nasty legs and feet at a charity concert in London
  • Thumbnail: February\: Phoebe Price at the APLA Academy Awards in West Hollywood
  • Thumbnail: February\: Kelly Clarkson in London
  • Thumbnail: February\: Rosie O'Donnell at the premiere of America in New York
  • Thumbnail: February\: Pam Anderson leaving a grocery store in Malibu
  • Thumbnail: March\: Katie Holmes leaving Il Sole restaurant in Los Angeles
  • Sandra D

    I am shocked by all the ugliness on here. I would prefer to read about why you are calling them names. I am no saint and I call it as I see it to, but this is just downright meanness.

    I thought only people who wore fur were mean. Isn't that what your shirt says?

  • George Morris

    Rosie's face is just as scary as Nancy Pelosi's maybe worse! I got it, post her face along the border that will stop illegal's from wanting to come here!

  • k

    ew. carol connors should do something about the facial hair.

  • Pandora



    Shame on you, Ellen and Portia are both gorgeous and I'm not even gay!!

  • Anonymous



    Shame on you, Ellen and Portia are both gorgeous and I'm not even gay!!

  • John

    It says: "Rosie O'Donnell at the premiere of America in New York", so who is the butt ugly, hefty guy in the photo? He looks like a Russian Shot Putter or perhaps an Armenian truck Driver... He's gritting his teeth as if he was having his toenails pulled out with pliers and he has age spots on his forehead similar to fashion designer Valentino who is about 120 years old... The canker sores on his face look like he just finished a three year stint of crystal meth. He's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book and the look in his eyes could scare Charles Manson. But, I'm sure he's a nice guy... Oh, and who did his hair? Stevie Wonder?

  • oddone

    So sad that at LEAST half these pics have been altered or aren't even of the celeb they are suppose to be of.

  • jerk



    Some of these look fine without makeup, like Jessica Simpson and Reese. That's probably the best Brooke Shields picture than I've seen recently. Just less glamorous.

  • Oh My Gosh

    Tori Spelling's boobs always look so ugly. What happened to her chest? Ew! All of the older people like Arnold, Stallone, Madonna that's just part of getting older. But Madonna really needs to stop trying to dress like a young girl. Her arms and stuff are starting to sag. Victoria Beckham wow, It's weird to see her without make up, Katie Holmes always looks like death warmed over. And that disturbing pic of Sarah Jessica Parker in that dress? TMI for the eye!

  • mouth.like.a.sailor

    oh man, that cameron diaz picture with all the makeup caked on and the wrinkles is a little startling! YIKES! she's the alleged bastian of natural beauty. crickey!

  • JoshT999r

    Funny thing is marylin manson who tries to be ugly is actually naturally good looking without the makeup.

  • Eyerolls

    I can't believe that swamp creature Amy Winehouse actually looks prettier than Pamela Sue Anderson! Stop the meth, Pam!

  • Anonymous

    LAWD! Rosie O'Donnell is the ugliest person on planet earth. She is extremely ugly - inside AND out.

  • Mo

    Regarding #102, is Dee Snider in Sex and the City 2?

  • Rachel

    Time for the fat chick to make a comment about the fat chick. So the picture of Beth Ditto isn't that bad. You can go the whole empowering route and shit. It's great when a woman is comfortable in her body and doesn't feel like she needs to starve herself to be a star.

    God the OctoMom is frightening. I think Carrot Top, Octomom and Madonna are all the ones that would give me the absolute worst nightmares.

    Oh, and one more thing: A lot of the celebs without makeup are just normal human beings. I'm sure you go out in public in sweatpants and no makeup to run a quick errand and you look just as fucking shitty.

  • Anonymous

    She's DISGUSTING

  • Average Joe

    Yeah, OK. Maybe the Celebslam guy should post pics of normal people without makeup. That should send a shitload of traffic!

  • jerk

    Whole lotta Rosie in these pics.

    Someone made a special movie about Rosie a while back.

    http://www.newgrounds.com/port...

  • he Oracle

    Rosie demonstates why she is an alpha femalee, and all the beta females want her to dominate and/or punish them. She is a paragon of femdom.

  • Peter Gozinya

    I'm still haunted by the Schwartzenegger and Octo-mom pics!

  • yourworsteffingnightmare

    "Hey Rosie. Howard Stern says you're a big fat pig. Whaddaya think of those apples?"-Captain Janks

  • Anonymous

    Nothing beats the Rosie "I'm a PIG" O"Donnell picture for sheer unadulterated ugliness.


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