Michael Lohan is a great guy
The vagina. The "he" is Michael Lohan and the "her" is his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller. In documents filed with the Nassau County, NY, court yesterday asking them to drop his harassment allegations against her, Erin accused Michael of physically abusing her twelve times over the past two years. From TMZ:
"Dec. 9, 2007 - Got slapped in the face today with a Rolecks watch. Beginning to think Michael isn't quite the prince his match.com profile made him out to be."
"Feb. 2008 - Michael punched me in the mouth today. It's been over two months since he abused me, so I think he's really making progress. Oh that reminds me, do laundry tomorrow."
"March 2008 - Michael now using weapons. Starting to get worried."
"May 5, 2008 - Got kicked in the ribs today after I told Michael to stop making me wear a red wig and calling me 'Lindsay' when we have sex. Hmmm, maybe I should break up with him."
"May 2008 - Michael actually kicked me in the vagina. It hurts beyond belief. It reminds me of the time I hooked up with that Celebslam dude. His penis is so huge he should make chicks sign a waiver before having sex."
"June 2008 - After Michael spit in my face today, we saw the new 'Indiana Jones' movie. Really Steven Spielberg? Really? Beginning to think this diary will eventually be found in a ditch next to my body. "
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The vagina. The "he" is Michael Lohan and the "her" is his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller. In documents filed with the Nassau County, NY, court yesterday asking them to drop his harassment allegations against her, Erin accused Michael of physically abusing her twelve times over the past two years. From TMZ:
According to the documents, Erin claims Michael physically abused her on the following dates...Wait a minute, Erin remembers the exact dates she was abused? Was she keeping a diary or something?
Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook
March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."
May 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."
June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'"
"Dec. 9, 2007 - Got slapped in the face today with a Rolecks watch. Beginning to think Michael isn't quite the prince his match.com profile made him out to be."
"Feb. 2008 - Michael punched me in the mouth today. It's been over two months since he abused me, so I think he's really making progress. Oh that reminds me, do laundry tomorrow."
"March 2008 - Michael now using weapons. Starting to get worried."
"May 5, 2008 - Got kicked in the ribs today after I told Michael to stop making me wear a red wig and calling me 'Lindsay' when we have sex. Hmmm, maybe I should break up with him."
"May 2008 - Michael actually kicked me in the vagina. It hurts beyond belief. It reminds me of the time I hooked up with that Celebslam dude. His penis is so huge he should make chicks sign a waiver before having sex."
"June 2008 - After Michael spit in my face today, we saw the new 'Indiana Jones' movie. Really Steven Spielberg? Really? Beginning to think this diary will eventually be found in a ditch next to my body. "
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