Screw you Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green leaving Zach's Cafe in Studio City (10/12)

So not only does Brian Austin Greene get to nail Megan Fox on a regular basis, but she buys him kick-ass cars, too. That is so unfair. From the Daily Mail:

As well as dating one of the world's sexiest stars, Brian Austen Green is now the proud owner of a classic 1966 Mustang Fastback. The actress bought the classic car as a a gift for the former Beverly Hills 90120 star after she found it internet auction site eBay. Fox, 23, showed off a picture of the vehicle, which is currently being restored, during an appearance on Jay Leno's US chat show.

"We were going through cars on eBay and I found one in really good condition that was beautiful and for a good price,' she explained.

If you didn't believe in reincarnation before reading this story, you better believe in it now. What other explanation can there be for Brian Austin Green's luck? For him to be living the life he is now, in another life he must have been a monk who spent decades remaining chaste. Either that or he sold his soul to the devil . . . which if you think about who he gets to sleep with each night (see here, here, and here), wouldn't be that bad of deal.

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Anon

Not the biggest fan of Megan Fox but getting her bf (or is he just her go-to booty call?) a collectible Mustang plus whatever all benefits he finds himself entitled to makes her pretty f*cking awesome as a gf.

Nissen

the word you're looking for is: ugly

Jake

Notice how she's got those thumbs covered up. She has weird thumbs.

disio

ONE MORE, PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS, THIS DUDE IS THE TWIN BROTHER OF KEVIN FEATHER '' HEAD '', THEY BOTH HAVE A SIMILARITY, FACE AND THINKING, LMAO, AAHHHH, WAKE UP MEGAN, MEGAN WAKE UP SWEET HEART, WAKE UP PLEASE !

YES WE MAKE CHOICES AND NO ONE TELLS US WHAT, WHO, WHERE AND WHEN TO MAKE THOSE CHOICES BUT ALOT OF SANE PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN SEE WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOU CHOOSE GIRL, CAN YOU SEE WHAT THIS DUDE IS DOING TO YOU, HE'S RUINING YOUR CAREER, PLEASE FOR US, YOU FANS SAKE, WE LOVE YOU WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET MESSED UP.

disio

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING INSIDE MEGAN FOX'S BRAIN, SHE IS THE FOX FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THE WOMEN RIGHT NOW, WHAAAAAT, EXPLAIN THEM TO ME. MEGAN IS A GODDESS, THIS DICK IS A SMALL DICK, IS HE DOING VODOO TO HER, WHAT DID SHE SAW ON THIS LOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZEEERRRR !!!!! SHE DESERVES THE BEST, A REAL MAN, A GOOD, DESCENT MAN, A MAN WITH A LIFE, FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK !!!!! PINCH ME, AM I SEEING THIS, FOR REAL, MEGAN LISTEN, YOU'RE A STAR ALOT OF GOOD MAN DROOOOLLZZZZ FOR YOU ( INCLUDING ME ), WAKE UUUUPPPPP WOMAN AND SMELL THAT FAGGOT'S STINKY AZZ, FOR HEAVEN'S MERCY, WILL SOMEBODY WAKE THIS WOMAN UP !!!

Jake

She deserves better only because she's good looking? She's got what she deserves and what she wants so don't make such a big deal out of it. There're highest virtues than prettiness. She might be pretty but she's also an airheaded vain gal. Why do you keep idolizing people like her?

Lilian

Woohoo! Bravo! Finally a smart guy!