Gee, I wonder who this is

What a charmer

The New York Post really nailed it with this blind item they posted a few days ago (it's Lindsay). I have absolutely no idea (it's Lindsay) who this could possible be (it's Lindsay):

Which male model is regretting he got carried away with a certain starlet? He succumbed to her aggressive seduction, didn't use protection and now worries he may have contracted an STD

While the obvious culprit of this story is Lindsay Lohan, it's much more likely to be someone famous who you'd never suspect -- like Meryl Streep or Elizabeth II. Why? Because Meryl and Elizabeth have the one trait that's made all men want to have unprotected sex with women like them for centuries: ~~fame~~ ~~money~~ they've already been through menopause.

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Carlos

People who like to dip their toes in prison septic tanks shouldn't complain when their legs are amputated.

Johnny Eumarr

Only a male model with a death wish would poke Lohan without a rubber. Wait, does this mean she's forsworn the ladies?

The Oracle

The Celebslam guy needs to post positive stories about Lindsey.

Peter Gozinya

FYI, the name of this website is celeb-SLAM.

Paul

Leave Linds alone. The is a wonderful girl, bright, talented, great beauty, and a kind gentle heart. She is always thinking of how she can help others. As far as STDs she is squeaky clean and always has been. Any rumors to the contrary are infamous lies by the Evil Sam and her terrorist PR flacks.