Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back on?

We finally managed to rid ourselves of the monster known as "Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson," and then John Mayer had to go and stick his nosy ass in and fuck everything up. Thanks a lot dick. From the New York Daily News:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be getting back together - with the help of an unlikely friend. John Mayer was spotted playing relationship counselor to the exes when they ran into each other at NYC hot spot Butter on Monday night.

"Lindsay and Sam didn't arrive together," says a partygoer. "Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting. Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn't come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam."

We're not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later.

The source notes that after Mayer's intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content - and (dare we say it?) stable.

"Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages," the spy says. "Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling."

It'd be nice if John's intentions for these two were completely altruistic. However, knowing his sordid past with women, it's pretty obvious that he wasn't trying to reconcile the lovebirds -- he was trying to set up a threesome.* Besides, if Lindsay really wanted to get back together, she would have shown up to the club wearing something that would drive Sam wild: Michael Jackson's glove.

*I don't mean with Sam, I mean with Lindsay and the voice in her head

[Flynet]