Hooker chic

Apparently reality star and Gucci model Adam Senn hasn't gotten the memo about how easy it is to get into Lindsay Lohan's pants. From the New York Daily News:
The latest on the troubled starlet's to-do list is Gucci model Adam Senn, a partial owner of Chelsea eatery Il Bastardo, who's best known for his stint on "The City." According to an insider, the two first met while LiLo was in NYC for Fashion Week.

"They really hit it off," says the source. "The last time Lindsay was in town, Adam shut down the restaurant early so they could be alone. He invited some friends to the restaurant later in the evening and everyone got pretty wild. He thinks Lindsay is a fun girl. He's genuinely interested in her, and it seems pretty mutual. He wants to get to know her even better."
Adam's going about this all wrong. You don't need to close down an entire restaurant to get into Lindsay's pants -- you just need half a bottle of tequila and an empty bathroom stall. Besides, Adam has no chance to hook up with Lindsay -- he doesn't posses the one thing she wants all her mates to have: a nice car a big bank account tampons in the medicine cabinet.

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  • Anonymous

    Maybe one of the reasons people don't like her is because she's a criminal with a good lawyer? Anyone that admires her is either an idiot or...nope, that's just about it.



    She's no saint. She didn't save 40 children. She did a promo with the BBC cause they wanted a name (clearly they don't care which name) and she wanted to feel good about herself. Please, don't buy into her tweets.



    And please tell me what is there to admire? The chick hasn't had a good movie since she was seventeen. She's more known for who she has let in her pants and what she's stolen than anything she's done on screen.



    So please stop calling Miss Lohan a saint. I imagine people like Ghandi, Mother Theresa, and Princess Diana would find it offensive (and I suspect they're rolling over in their graves). I sure as hell do.

  • bmd

    "I would really love to see all of you people talking shit about how she looks. She is a very pretty girl and there is absolutely nothing wrong with partying when you are her age. Obviously you are all jealous and sad people......how pathetic"!!!! I agree!!!

  • Jackie55

    I would really love to see all of you people talking shit about how she looks. She is a very pretty girl and there is absolutely nothing wrong with partying when you are her age. Obviously you are all jealous and sad people......how pathetic

  • Cora Hedrich

    Before you judge, Think about what you would do at that age with all that money. I love Lindsey. i love all her movies from day one. Dont worry girl, You do have real fans out here.

  • Ava

    One word - train wreck. Horrid skin and .. what the shit is going on with her hair? WHY the hand on the waist? To emphasize that she'd starting to get a fat?

  • Teri

    I thought Lindsay was gay and with Sam?? I guess she wants to switch around or both ways now that she dates or hooked up with the model Adam..Well she just needs a real job maybe a reality show about partyers and druggies and be the star.. Well I am glad at least she did one thing good in her life so far by going to help children in India. I hope that is true..???? NOT A RUMOR...

  • chudney

    Skip the blown lips, return the hair to a semi natural color, get a bit of a tan, get off the drugs, shoot some botox between the eyes and all over the freckled forehead....and stop posing with that pig like out and cliche- fingers in the wiggy hair...and Lindsay, er...." LiLO "..you may have half a chance at getting on that "world's dumbest criminals" show where has- been celebrities like Tanya Harding are hired to make stupid comments regarding stupid criminals caught on video.

  • Anonymous

    Can someone get Tiger Woods off her face?

  • Anonymous

    You people and the writer here are so mean. What goes around, comes back around.

  • Oracal

    She is such a clean looking artiste

  • bondbabe

    Oh my Lord...she's not wearing anything that is ripped, shredded, half-on/half-off, dirty or that looks like the afghan on my granny's couch. Now, if we could do something about that hair...and the lips...oh, and skin.

  • Neorules2112

    She's definitely a walking Ebola virus

  • Anonymous

    All baseless rumors and infamous lies put out by the Evil Sam and her band of terrorist PR flacks. Linds has a heart of gold and is an international doer of good. She went to India and saved over 40 children. She is almost a saint.


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