Lindsay Lohan and Adam Senn are serious

Lindsay Lohan already introduced new boyfriend Adam Senn to the family, which is something considering how royally screwed up said family is (illustrated nicely in the last paragraph). From Betty Confidential:

Lindsay Lohan invited her new boyfriend Adam Senn to meet her entire family at her kid sister Ali's 16th birthday party at Abe and Arthur's restaurant in NYC last night. The family celebrated with a dinner for 10 in a private room of the restaurant.

Our eyewitness says that Lindsay has finally moved on from Samantha Ronson, her on/off girlfriend of two years. "Lindsay and Adam were close all night. He had his arm around her, was kissing her and stuck by her side,” the insider says. “Lindsay's appears to be very skinny these days, but she was glowing. She loves the attention she's getting from Adam and looked extremely pleased with herself for landing Adam — she had a giant smile on her face!"

Lindsay's mom, Dina, her grandmother and brothers were also in the restaurant to celebrate Ali's birthday, but — as with all things Lohan — it didn't go smoothly. "Ali and Dina got in a huge fight and Ali stormed off in the middle of the party,” our source reveals. “Someone else kept telling Dina to ‘shut up.’ It was terrible! Lindsay and Adam seemed oblivious to all the drama and kept to themselves in the corner while everyone else dealt with the embarrassing outburst from Ali ... Dina let loose, drank a lot and was much more messy than Lindsay. It was shocking."

Obviously Lindsay doesn't like this Adam guy. If she did, she'd never have introduced him to her family. Exposing someone to the Lohans is like being married to Courtney Love -- at first you like the attention, but eventually you end up wanting to blow your brains out. I guess if Adam is as intent on making this relationship work as Lindsay is, there's one thing he needs to do: wear protection grow a vagina learn how to spelunk.

[Mavrixonline, Flynet, WENN]