Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick leaving Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills (12/10)

Kourtney Kardashian is a lot less fat today -- she had her baby earlier this morning. From E!:
"Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy about an hour ago," her publicist said.

Mason Dash Disick arrived at an L.A.-area hospital, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and measuring 19.5 inches.
Mason's middle name "Dash" is also the name of the Kardashian sisters' clothing store in Calabasas.* What a relief. I though Kourtney was going to name him something unclassy like "Jones" or "Smith."

*In honor of Kourtney's birth, Dash is offering 25% off all online purchases to any child born out of wedlock. Use coupon code: BASTARD.

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[Flynet, WENN]
  • Lilie

    She's so pretty&so is Kim and Khloe!

    Congrads on the baby!

  • lordnelsonpublicschool

    Wow. A bastard child. Worse, a New Jersey bastard child. Worse more, a New Jersey bastard child w/ K-blood. Yuck.

  • Neorules2112

    Betcha Khloe eats the baby

  • AHHHHH HAHAHA

    yes, this comment was spot on! Coupon code: BASTARD.

    PWND

  • Peter Gozinya

    "Coupon code: BASTARD" Bwahahaha!!!

  • Anonymous

    Show us Tara Reid!!

  • Anonymous

    Who is the father?


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