Katy Perry is engaged

Russell Brand and Katy Perry sledding in London (12/23)

This probably isn't true but Katy Perry is maybe possibly engaged to Russell Brand. And you can take that to the bank! From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Brand, who began dating Perry in September, sparked rumors he would settle down with the singer after he was photographed shopping for a diamond ring at a Cartier jewelry store earlier this month. According to Britain's Daily Mirror, the "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star proposed during Perry's trip to his native Britain last week.

A source says, "He asked her to marry him last week and she quickly said yes. They don't know when the wedding will be but they are planning to make it in 2010 if the schedules can work. Russell is searching for a jewelry designer to create a ring in time for the New Year."

Girls like Katy shouldn't settle down so young, they've got too much going for them -- they're ~~rich~~ ~~famous~~ built like a brick shit house. Chicks with her "talents" have more options than a 2010 Hyundai Elantra (NOW A SPONSOR OF CELEBSLAM!). Besides, Russell should stick with women that are more suited for his style: like toothless shopping cart ladies or Mary Magdalene.