Jessica Simpson already wants kids with Billy Corgan

For the life of me, I can't understand why Jessica Simpson keeps scaring guys away Oh wait, yes I can. Because of stories like this. From OK!:
"Since things got serious in November (after flirting at a party in L.A.), [Jessica's] telling her friends that she wants to have [new boyfriend Bill Corgan's] children," a source tells OK!. "Not right this second, but eventually. She’s fallen for his personality, charm and mellow, artistic style."
The fact that Jessica's fallen for his "personality, charm, and mellow artistic style" only reinforces what we already knew about Billy Corgan: guy is one ugly dude. Can you imagine if these two had kids? With Billy's looks and Jessica's smarts, their genes would combine to create the ultimate trollish-looking moron . . . so a lot like Tila Tequila you could say. But the big difference is their baby would actually have a gag reflex.

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  • Joe

    I cannot have kids, but i'd not tell her that. We'd try and try and try and she'd believe my line that we need more attempts since the swimmers need more practice.

  • LolleyGagger

    I'll be her kid, as long as she breast feeds.

    C'mon Jessica gotta do nudes before they hit the ground & you've got nothing left to sell.

  • Nameless

    What the hell is she wearing? LOL

    Can't make any money by covering up the moneymakers with some retarded looking poncho.

  • ntvnat

    Pretty hard wheN you CAN'T EVEN KEEP A (((MAN)))!

    Shouldn't have followed your Pimp Daddy Joe's advice and dumped your perfectly adequate husband Nick thinking you could "do better". hahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    Those massive mammaries will provide ample nutrition for a gaggle of children.

  • Paul

    Jess has a heart of gold, and is a warm loving person. She is a good ole Texas girl with more than enough smarts. She should have as many children as she wants, after all that is what women are made for.

  • Horny John

    I'll give her kids...anytime anywhere

  • cheapprick

    Love the welding goggles...


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