Jessica Simpson denies hooking up with Tiger Woods

Jessica Simpson did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Woods. On her Twitter today, Jessica denied Star's report that Tiger and she exchanged phone numbers, email addresses, and bodily fluids back in July:
can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! "The Shocking Inside Story" is (insert drumroll) A LIE!
about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
Jessica also denied my report that she can fit seven Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in her mouth, saying the most she's been able to fit at one time is five. I think I owe her an apology.

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  • Ceenie

    Good lord stop the absolute nonsense. Tiger and his wife need a break from all the freaky news media and Jessica Simpson could use some respect from all of you. How sad that our jealousy and slander has to be put out there for all to see.

  • mozart

    Go ahead and bash gayboys, most men with any brains would love to be tapping that.

  • duke

    ...aaaand yet another NO-TALENT HACK who continues to be a celeb for some reason? Her saggy tits? Her incessant belching on the newlywed series? Her molester dad?

  • Anonymous

    I agree! Who freaking cares!

  • PAZUZU

    She probably didn't get the question and was like, " Wah? A tiger? I diden sleep with no tiger! They gots claws and stuff ya'll."

  • Anonymous

    Who cares about her double chin when she got double D's? LOL

  • pman

    she slurped his radiator hose !!!

  • Carlos

    She didn't hook up with Tiger Woods, she hooked up with Tiger Shulman, the karate instructor.

  • Anonymous

    who cares

  • Anonymous

    Believe her. Jessica is very honest. She is also being true to Tony.

  • Dirty Guy

    Love the double chin. So hot!

  • Anonymous

    your probably a fat piece of dung with a triple chin!!!!

  • Neorules2112

    Tiger Putted That Ass !!

    Who Wouldn't Want To Climb Mount Messica .


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