Jessica Simpson denies hooking up with Tiger Woods

Jessica Simpson did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Woods. On her Twitter today, Jessica denied Star's report that Tiger and she exchanged phone numbers, email addresses, and bodily fluids back in July:
can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! "The Shocking Inside Story" is (insert drumroll) A LIE!
about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
Jessica also denied my report that she can fit seven Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in her mouth, saying the most she's been able to fit at one time is five. I think I owe her an apology.

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[Pacific Coast News]