Top 10 Ho Ho Hos of Hollywood

Merry Christmas boys and girls. Celebslam's cutting it short today and taking tomorrow off for Christmas but will be back on Monday. In the meantime, here's a little Top 10 list I whipped up: Top 10 Ho Ho Hos of Hollywood (Lady Gaga @ #10 above). Make sure you click through the gallery for comments under each picture.

  • Thumbnail: 10. Lady Gaga\: OK\, we get it. You like to wear shocking outfits that show off your fat ass. You want to really shock me\? Wear a pantsuit.
  • Thumbnail: 9. Holly Madison\: She goes from dating Hugh Hefner to Criss Angel to Benji Madden. Next up\? The guy that hosts the local cable access channel show about cats. Basically\, if you've ever been on TV\, Holly will fuck you. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 8. Katie Price\: The Pamela Anderson of Britain. And I don't mean that as a compliment. It was just easier writing that than "She can fit an entire traffic cone up her vagina." Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 7. Vanessa Hudgens\: You better believe you're making this list if you've had two naked picture scandals before your 21st birthday. But I still love you. Call me. Let's do dinner and blowjobs. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 6. Pamela Anderson\: If ho'ing was a marathon\, Pam Anderson would be . . . um\, whoever runs marathons really fast. Maybe someone from Kenya\? I don't know. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 5. Jude Law\: Jude was on Letterman last week and he was asked how many kids he has. He said three. He really has four. Wow. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 4. Tiger Woods' Collective Group of Ho's\: Some of these ho's are actually hurt that Tiger had other girlfriends besides them. Oh really\? How about you stop fucking married men and I'll give you a tissue to wipe up your tears. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 3. Lindsay Lohan\: She likes dudes. She likes chicks. She likes dudes. She likes chicks. This bitch changes more often than the weather. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 2. Paris Hilton\: Of course she made this list. The only thing open more often than her legs is a 7-Eleven. Ho.
  • Thumbnail: 1. Tila Tequila\: Congratulations Tila. You beat Paris. The world hasn't seen an upset this big since we beat the Russians at the 1980 Olympics. But you deserve it. You also deserve malaria. Ho.
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  • Anonymous

    I know Tila is a hoe, but she was so smoking hot before...well before drugs caught up to her. I still wish she'd be a hoe with me.

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  • Heywood Giabloumie

    I'm giving 10 to 1 odds that Lohan never sees her 30th birthday.

    BTW,Poofter apologists for GaGa are funnier than he/she/it is.

  • Terry1955

    She should be #1.

  • Terry1955

    Gaga has a retarded name, she's ugly, and she has a nasty, FAT ass. Why would you want to touch any part of her diseased body?

    She's gross!

  • Liz

    John Mayer should be on this list, because really, who HASN'T he banged?

  • rosebud

    ha, ha, ha for the ho, ho, ho's

    You forgot Penelope Cruz

  • HB

    Ok this was a very good and accurate article, I knew I was reading this blog for a reason...nothing better than giving these slores what they deserve and calling it like it is

  • Anon

    I really thing Tiger should have been #2. I mean, no one can really out-ho Tila, but Tiger's skankier than Paris and Lindsay (or so I think).

  • coose

    Gaga is a man not a hermaphrodite.

    She is a transvestite.A dude

  • Jimini Cricket

    I wonder if that security guard has to reach down and pull that leotard out of her fat butt. Imagine if she really is a guy. That means the security guard could actually pull the tucked in wanker out the back way. Ouch!

  • mary

    why is Elin Woods pictured here? she is far from being in the same category as Holly Sampson or Jaimee Grubbs or Rachel Uchitel or Jamie Jungers or... well you get my point.

  • tmama

    I was wondering too, why Elin is pictured w/ Tiger's "ho troop." She was his WIFE for heaven's sake!

  • Kimberly

    I'm more worried about her jacket,that thing looks mad dangerous!!

  • Hi

    Vanessa can be more deliscious?That boobs are te most perfect i ever seen!I want to suck then!Vanessa call me for sex!

  • misty

    Jennifer Anniston has been with every man that she made a movie since her divorce. More than two of them were six degrees of separation from Brad.

  • tom

    id shove my disco stick up that fat ass

  • duke

    LOL REALrob...

    yet another no-talent hack being foisted upon a moronic public who will lap up whatever is deemed "cool"

  • dude!

    Where the hell is Kim Kardashian on this list?

  • theREALrob

    she's got her back to the camera and you can still see her shnoz!

  • gh

    Lindsay has only been with Samantha-so no HO -sorry.

  • Anon

    That might not be true. I thought she's been reported to having recently gone back to the random penises.

  • Anonymous

    where's Rihanna?

  • Carey Granite

    As she is lacking a vagina she cannot be an hermaphrodite.

  • Nameless

    Vanessa H shouldn't really be on the list. To me a ho sleeps around. She's been with the same girlfriend, Zac Efron, forever.

    Taking naked photos of herself for her bfs isn't necessarily ho material.

  • soandso

    I find it interesting that you include only one male on this list and Tiger Woods doesn't make it, but the women he slept with do.Apparently, the double standard is alive and well.

  • 8 inches

    Go make me my breakfast bitch!

  • soandso

    Oh,sir, yes sir!!

  • I call 'em as I see 'em

    Pamela Anderson actually looks better than usual in that picture. For what it's worth.

  • ewww

    Holly Madison is NASTY.

  • Caden Canyon [

    Madonna's still a skank. I'd add her, too.

  • Anonymous

    True that..

  • JayDee

    not a bad list, not great either, how the f*#k did Kate Hudson not make this list?...really though?

  • Anon

  • Caden Canyon ||||

    What a fu|cking ass|hole she is. She should JUST DROP the fu|ck DEAD!

  • Paul

    Lady is an internationally famous, singer, dancer, artist of the first order and recgonized high fashion innovator. She is also an extrodinary beauty. She has millions of fans that love her greatly

  • The Truth

    She's also a hermaphrodite. Just remember, while you're masturbating to her half naked pictures, she has a penis also.

  • Corrie

    I think you need to take a second & google lady Gaga's 20/20 interview Truth. You might be shocked to find that she is a genuine GIRL! & a decent person despite her wierd assed video's. Try reading something more than the national enquirer, it's a fish wrap & you may just be enlightened, or a teensie bit educated.Why go by the monicker truth when you simply perpetuate rumor?

  • Paul

    How very untrue and an infamous slander. She is bisexual, or AC/DC. She appreciates both men and women. Just another example of her diversity and flexability. She is a multi-talented individual with a near-genius sense of music ranging from classical to the latest rock. She also has a keen sense of avant garde fashion. She is quite the fashionista. All in all a very well rounded young lady, of excellent proportions.

    We can all be proud of our Lady Ga Ga.

  • Dustin

    get a life man lady gaga is a joke and SHE IS A HERMAPHRODITE she has admitted it publicly

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