Holly Madison celebrating her 29th birthday at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas (12/4)

The headline pretty much says it all. From Hugh Hefner to Criss Angel to Benji Madden. By this time next year, probably be dating my garbage man. From Life & Style:

After months of flirting on Twitter, Holly Madison and Benji Madden are now dating, Life & Style can exclusively confirm.

"You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on," a giddy (and coy) Holly told Life & Style on Dec. 3 at the opening of the Crystals Retail and Entertainment District at Las Vegas’ CityCenter. "[Benji] is just someone I have a crush on…for now!"

But earlier that day it looked as if the former Girls Next Door star, 29, and the Good Charlotte rocker, 30, were definitely doing more than hanging out when they stopped for coffee at a Starbucks near Benji’s DCMA office. As the two waited for their drinks, "it was obvious something was going on between them," says an eyewitness. "Benji stood next to Holly with his arm around her. He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time. They couldn’t take their hands off each other!"

Holly better be careful -- dating Paris Hilton's ex can only lead to one possible outcome: heartache a burning sensation when you pee. Frankly, the only possible explanation for how Benji keeps banging these high profile chicks is that his tattoos must have all kinds of subliminal messages hidden in their ink. Messages like: "Ignore my looks," "Shitty music turns you on," and "Just because you can't feel it doesn't mean I'm not inside you."

[Flynet, WENN]