George Clooney at the L.A. premiere of Up in the Air in Westwood (11/30)

George Clooney actually went on a date with Madonna last year after she split up with her husband Guy Ritchie. What in the hell dude. Did he lose a bet? From UK tabloid Daily Star:
George was set up with the Queen Mum of Pop by a mutual pal. A friend of the G-Man told us: “He figured she is a smart, accomplished woman so why not give it a try? They went out for dinner in New York, but it turned out really bad. She kept trying to make jokes that weren’t at all funny the entire time and didn’t want to have a real conversation. He could not wait to get out of there.”
What guy in his right mind would give up nailing hot young ass to date Madonna? That's like trading in your new Lamborghini for a riding lawnmower. Sure Madonna might be "accomplished," but that's just code for "can fit four midgets inside her vagina." Although this pairing didn't work, George is lucky about one thing: 99% of women on the dating scene are exactly his type -- younger than him. 


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  • slasher

    "ride-on mower", not a "riding" mower doofus

  • The Oracle

    The world is full of people who are unable to reason, and are strangers to logic and common sense.

  • Federal Reserve Banker-Terrori

    If I ever hear Clooney say, "9/11 was an inside job and here's why..." then I'll go buy a ticket to see his next movie.

    If Madonna ever says, "My occult backers are also behind the 9/11 attacks" I'd buy her next CD.

    They are both silent types so they should have had a bang up time in bed together. They have that in common.

    But then you have to be choosy in Hollywood because everyone is the silent type these days. No one wants to do anything but cheerlead for the troops lest they wind up sharing the notoriety of Charlie War-protestor Manson. Being too vocal about the pyramid scheme of your backers can be the ruin of your fun, fame and fortune.

    They should try another date. Next time they should meet inside Silverstein's new building. They should make their next date for 9/11/10. That would be very meaningful to silent types.

  • Nameless

    I call b.s. Clooney doesn't date anyone over 40 except on film.

  • The Oracle

    Maybe alpha males find Madonna irristable.

  • Horny John

    uhh...that was a WET fart wasn't it? damn. gittin' old sux

  • Horny John

    pull my finger...I dare ya


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