Jessica Simpson at the afterparty for the musical Chicago in New York (11/30)

Internal dialogue of the woman to the left of Jessica: "Oh dear god. The round disco ball that was hanging near the cheese plate all night has suddenly taken on a more human form and is now walking among us. NO ONE IS SAFE!"

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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
  • radaghast

    u got a small one mate.

  • angie

    my first thought was I wonder if she has any panties on under there? she looks yummy.

  • master yoda

    Love Adam Lambert's new hairdo.

  • Dex Dexter

    Great legs. I like her.

  • Anon

    Other than being a clingy and psychotic, there's really nothing wrong with how she looks. She's bangable until she opens her mouth to speak.



    I can see why guys use her like a door knob.

  • jacicaalban

    jessica simpsons personality is great one in the hollywood celeb.she is deserving that personality events winner.

  • Bush Beer

    I love to make fun of this chick, but her body looks alright here. On the other hand, her raccoon eyes are crazy looking.

  • Big Don

    She has a great bod is what she has

  • James

    She looks good to me. I don't understand all the hate.

  • unsupermodel

    Ummmmmmmmmmm!

    Seriously?

    Usually I can enjoy a little fun had at the expense of a recently super-sized celeb but really?? She does NOT look like she gained serious weight...at ALL. It's completely ridiculous that we're criticizing a thin, athletic looking woman...It's crazy. She looks great!

  • UgliestGuy

    Titanium-rings mail dress? Good choice Jess, it'll hold.

  • bino

    sounds like sara packed on a couple

  • Anonymous

    Good one!

  • Anon

    You're rude.

  • Neorules2112

    Wow, This Chick Has Become A Total Pig ..

    Her Looks Have Faded Really Quick. Can You Say Next Nutri-System SpokesPig.

  • Sara

    Why is everyone so evil to her for something that happens to all of us.. weight gain???? No matter what she's beautiful, its sad that people focus so much on a woman's size, I'm sure most men still find her very attractive. She's not a trainwreck so she does not deserve this kind of treatment.

  • Joe

    Yeah, leave her alone. She looks like a chubby short version of Marisa Miller. Is that better Sara? No, but seriously, she does look like Marisa Miller


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