Elin's about to get paid

Elin Nordegren at the Rider Cup in Ireland in 2006

Conflicting reports today on what Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren stands to make if she divorces him. Us Weekly says the couple has a prenup worth $300 million (in other words, it might have ended up costing Tiger roughly $1 million every time he came in Whore #1, Whore #2, and Whore #3), while the Chicago Sun Times claims that number is closer to $20 million:

Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially."

It sounds like Tiger is going to pay his wife a hefty sum of money to stick around. If that's the case, why doesn't he just hire a hooker? They're less expensive, not as needy, and don't mind when you push them out of a moving car. Besides, unlike a wife, hookers have the one quality a man wants in a woman: ~~Gonorrhea~~ ~~Chlamydia~~ The good sense to leave when he's finished.

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Anonymous

Why should she get paid extra because her hubby is a Real Stud, and only does what manly men should be doing. She ain't done that much to deserve more than a couple hundred thousand.

jay

Cunt-Welfare is all this is.

Disgusted

This marriage is a farce. Tiger cannot buy Elin's trust. I can't imagine treating marriage like a business transaction the way these celebrities do. I feel sorry for their poor kids who have to live with idiots for parents. I guess being a regular person isn't so bad after all. At least my husband isn't out fucking three skanks while I sit at home with the kids.

Anonymous

For a genius golfer, he made a really stupid mistake leaving a voice message. One of the stupidest moves ever.

imjustnoisy

Come on,Tiger should leave while this prenup is in place.Once the trust is broken,it's a rap....From now on ,everything that happens is a set up.

Tiger is set for life and it doesn't matter if he loses endorsements as he made them money.I'm just happy Tiger didn't lose his cool and go O.J. on her.NEVER SHOULD SHE HAVE PUT A STRATCH ON HIM,,NO MATTER WHAT..THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST STRAW.

Acemeister79

The Tiger is going to join the Paul McCartney as one of the most screwed males in history. Agree with all the comments above - she struck it rich (literally) on the baby producing sweepstakes.

John

I thought this chick was hotter. She is nothing special really

Litsa

He's lucky that they arent living in CA. She would get at least half his worth.

He also shouldn't be hangin out with Jordan and Barkley. He'll just get into more trouble.

NTVLand

DUDE?! The BlackAsian's worth $1 BILLION dollars. If she settled for _only_ $20 million, she's stupid as heck.

Yeah

No woman is worth $20 million. Forget "substantially" more.

Carla*

Agreed!!

PAZUZU

I agree. He works his whole life to be where he is and own what he has and she is simply born with decent genetics and lays on her back (pass the millions of dollars please). And don't anybody take the "cheating men get what they deserve" crap cause women cheat all the time and the men still get screwed. The divorce laws are man hating anti-justice.

Dontbstupid

He really should just pay her off and move on, she's nothing special anyway. What has she ever done to merit half of his money, open her legs? Why even bother with marriage, it's like a lottery for pretty, stupid whores.