Here comes the hush money

Charlie Sheen is paying off his nannies

Charlie Sheen's nannies are going to have a very nice new year . . . a new year full of $20s, $50s, and $100s. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Turns out the ugly Christmas Day confrontation between Sheen and his wife, Brooke Mueller, has turned into a bit of a windfall for the two nannies present in the couple’s Aspen home — both of whom were witnesses to the big blowup.

According to a Sheen family insider, both women have received "hefty" extra bonuses — above and beyond their regular holiday cash gifts — supposedly to soothe any angst caused by the big fight.

However, the source adds, "It’s pretty clear that cash is really hush money, to keep them from spilling the beans to the tabloids."

If there's anyone in this world entitled to "hush money" (I mean besides my next door neighbor's kid who just had to go poking around my crawlspace), it's definitely Charlie Sheen's nannies. Can you imagine all the shit they've seen over the years? The only thing they've probably disposed of more than bed sheets soaked with petroleum-based lubricants are over-dosed hookers. Let's just hope Charlie didn't pay the nannies their money in $100s. Those things probably have more coke residue on them than Nicole Kidman's face.

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The Oracle

I think there is more being read into this than what is present. It is known that Charlie is a very generous and giving person. He is probably just being generous in the holiday spirit.

Anonymous

It is a right wing plot to discredit an honest celeb. The only famous celeb to speak out after 9/11 and tell the truth, that GWB blew up the twin towers. We are seeing the revenge of GWB and Chaney on a great American. Hang in there Mr. Sheen.

Average Joe

Watch out for the black helicopters!

PAZUZU

Just call it "woman money". It seems too be all woman are interested in before, during, or after any form of relationship. It first lures them, then appeases and comforts them, and then seems to be the only accepted compensation for any experiences real or imagined in the course of the relationship (personal or professional). Hear them roar, "I am woman! Hand over your money!".

PAZUZU

Att. spellcheckers, I know, too should be to. :]

jay

Mush Honey.