Charlie Sheen arrested

He spent it in Aspen. Fun! In a jail cell. Not fun. The actor was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault, a felony, and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, after allegedly threatening his wife Brooke Mueller with a knife early Christmas morning. Yikes. An ambulance showed up to the rental house where Sheen and Mueller were staying, but she wasn't taken to the hospital. From Radar:
Sheen's version of events is that they were arguing about Brooke's drinking with Charlie standing firm that the mother of his twins had been partying too much. Brooke went postal at the idea that her husband was critical of her mothering skills.
Not helping Charlie's case is the fact that during the argument, he actually had his penis in a hooker. I mean, right? We're talking about Charlie Sheen here. Guy's been in more hookers than gonorrhea.

The beer was definitely flowing like wine the previous night as Brooke registered a .13 and Charlie a .04 on blood alcohol tests they were given by police. From TMZ:
We're also told Brooke recanted her story to a female officer just before the bail hearing, telling the cop she was drunk when she made the 911 call. Nevertheless, law enforcement sources say police will still pursue the case -- at least for now.
In completely unrelated news so don't infer anything from this whatsoever, Charlie makes $875,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. As for Brooke, um, she's good at shopping.

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  • Marcy

    Charlie, you are talented and I know you can be the man, hubby, and Dad you would be proud of. We enjoy your T.V. show 2 1/2 men, funny, funny. A lot of talent each person is awsome, each person play's there part so well and we enjoy all the actors. Don't let people down not only the actors and all employees involved in making the show but all your fan's. Get it together and do it for yourself, in doing that you will do it ofr all who love you. Many blessings Marcy

  • Laura

    Opppps... Gorgeous..... too much wine?

  • Laura

    Georgeous and funny!!!! Two and a Half Men rocks!!!!!!

  • conniea

    Charlie is who he is- still a great guy!


    I love two and a half men.

  • Anonymous

    Cut him some slack. He was one of the few public figures who came forth after 9/11 and put the blame for the towers falling right where it belonged. He stated that the twin towers were blown down by the GWB government. He was right, and had the courage of his convictions.

    Brooke is a liar on behalf of the radical right wing in this country, that wants to put Charlie down.

  • Gdrive

    who the fuck does his hair?

  • ohnojewdidnt

    "The beer was definitely flowing like wine the previous night"

    you rock

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